Wichita Mudflap: an involved and relatively non-traditional sexual procedure. You get on all fours while your girl taints and/or rims you. It's critical that she also strokes your johnson in a vigorous, downward "milking the bull" fashion. Next, when she is at the height of pretending she likes it in the hope you'll take her home for Thanksgiving, you rip a tremendous Kansas barbecue fart, a real tornado. As she dives for cover, shell-shocked like Tome Cruise on the beach in Private Ryan, her reflexive yanking awa of her milking hand will cause your wang to swing to and fro, like a mudflap on an constructed highway. I only recommend this exotic technique toward the end of your relationship, as some women find it objectionable. I suppose you could do it with another dude if you were depraved.

I invented the technique by accident after a John Tesh concert.