A question and a comment:

Does anyone actually believe that Hef actually sleeps with these women? (It seems like a sad old man who pays these girls to pretend they are his "girlfriends" - fucking pathetic and creepy. The girls are just opportunist whores.)

Hef's girls are actually not that attractive. Especially this one. Buttaface, no hips, no face, fake ass cans, pasty white skin, with a skanky dye job. HO. HO. HO.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN