Three things:
1) I was on a 3-day to Port Aransas, TX. Nice to be back.
2) Snap #1...my only thought was, "why is she drinking two containers of urine specimens?"
3) My buddy, E-Man, says fucking a fat girl is like humping warm sacks of vomit.
3b) Agreed: she's probably "the funny, chubby chick" among her kind of boring, but hotter-looking gal-pals.
3c) Last snap's thunder-thighs is similar to how a corpse starts to "explode" in the decomposition process and putrefication begins as the corpse swells from gases within the carcass.
3d) Do you make your mother and father proud? Is gramma proud, too?