"I am Bastardly because I have tricks in the oral department that make you curl your toes, and I practice my PC muscle exercises twice a day."

So your head game is viscious?...sloppy slurpy flagrant dome?... your mouth looks righteous...

I was about to hit you wit big dog pit bull gulliest in charge...but this qoute saved you...booty is ridiculous too...just lose a little weight and the kid just might holla at you...