Wait a minute...
Please explain to me first: why the F*CK would you where a guady rhinestone-studded Chanel pendant in the FIRST place? Unless you got it from your deceased mother...and then, in which case, I'd take a backhoe to the cemetary...get a winch to lift-out the vault...pry it open with a tire iron...click-open the casket and then SLAP MOM for such a tacky purchase!
tacky...tacky...TACKY...TACK-KAY!!!
However, if YOU snatched it from off the neck of your mother's corpse in the funeral home -- then that makes you BASTARDLY!
Wait a minute...
Please explain to me first: why the F*CK would you where a guady rhinestone-studded Chanel pendant in the FIRST place? Unless you got it from your deceased mother...and then, in which case, I'd take a backhoe to the cemetary...get a winch to lift-out the vault...pry it open with a tire iron...click-open the casket and then SLAP MOM for such a tacky purchase!
tacky...tacky...TACKY...TACK-KAY!!!
However, if YOU snatched it from off the neck of your mother's corpse in the funeral home -- then that makes you BASTARDLY!
THEN you can keep wearing the damn thing then, K?
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