Hermie--
Y'know what? I was thinking the SAME thing.
The reason "why" I know this, is because a good gal-pal of mine suffers from cistitis. She never KNOWS when she might "let loose"...it's inoperable/correctable. Her anxiety about not knowing "when" is just as worse as the condition itself. So? She wears Depends! She's in her late 30s...and she has to wear them. We go to a concert or on an airplane? She's gotta wear them -- because she NEVER knows WHEN or IF something will happen.
THAT's how I know all about Depends.

So, I was thinking either a) Toni's got cistitis, too...or b) she her handlers could NOT absolutely SURELY guarantee her about WHEN or WHERE she would be able to tinkle if she needed and they couldn't guarantee her anything more than a porta-potty or a stadium stall. And since she's a celebrity (one who spends a grand month on flowers)...and she's gonna be "weird" about public toilets (Barbra Streisand insists that ALL toilets in her hotels she stays have NEW TOILET LIDS installed)...Toni opts, instead, to wear DEPENDS when she performs -- probably with a nice pair of SPANKS to help smooth-down the "bulk." But that crotch? Looks EXACTLY like a Depends. And gotta think she's wearing the pantihose UNDER them -- and if she pees? Then she just pees thru the pantyhose into her Depends.

Gee, I wish this paint were hurry-up and dry....
It's so challenging be sooooooo busy in my life.

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 5:48pm
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