I wouldn't want him for a boyfriend.
When he reached The Promised Land...his scream would be higher-pitched then mine.
'Don't like guys who scream higher than my voice when we're in the sack.
That...and when he has SHORT LEGS. I can't STAND when we're walking together...with our arms around our waists...that I have to do the "Limbo Rock" to REACH DOWN to grab his ass...