Jordan was famous for being a lads mag/car mag babe from back in the day, here in the UK.
Then she had some mega tits done and got a bit more fame.
Meanwhile, Peter Andre is an Aussie, famous for doing a couple of routine, but catchy pop songs, and having a well-defined 6-pack. Apparently, that's all in the past though.
These two hooked it up on UK's Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, which they went on to upgrade their celebrity grade from 'Z' (or whatever).
And so was formed a celebrity camera-whoring couple, for all us bastards to be bastardly about.
On a related note, I like Jordan from the neck down.
Jordan was famous for being a lads mag/car mag babe from back in the day, here in the UK.
Then she had some mega tits done and got a bit more fame.
Meanwhile, Peter Andre is an Aussie, famous for doing a couple of routine, but catchy pop songs, and having a well-defined 6-pack. Apparently, that's all in the past though.
These two hooked it up on UK's Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, which they went on to upgrade their celebrity grade from 'Z' (or whatever).
And so was formed a celebrity camera-whoring couple, for all us bastards to be bastardly about.
On a related note, I like Jordan from the neck down.
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