[...] We know there’s no way in hell that Eva Longoria would be at the top of the Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006…unless she granted me an all-access putang pass then I might consider it…but what kind of crap is that??? #1 on Maxim Hot 100 again??? How the hell does one accomplish such a task? I’d assume that there was a lot of sexual intercourse, oral sex, and heavy petting involved. Now that’s some serious news reporting in The Bastardly Gossip Network so be sure to check out our hot list of links below!!!! [...]