Poor, Lisa S! Honey!!! Let Auntie NoDakGirl take that nasty hammer out of your hands, so you can QUIT puttin' nails in your own coffin! Diggin' PARIS? You gotta be kiddin???
Lisa S, if you wanna be taken seriously you've either gotta a) overhaul that cheap slut "look" of yours or b) scram -- because the verbal brutalities will never disappear otherwise.
It's true: here at The Bastardly, if your "look" conveys class or refinement (e.g., Jessica Alba or Petra Nemocova ARE favorites) we will kiss your ass and celebrate you. Likewise, if you strut "cheap slut" as your brand (e.g., orange skin, bright pink lipstick, nasty hair extensions...oops! That's YOU, isn't it???)...we will always go to LA-DEE-FUCKIN-DAH-TOWN in verbally assaulting you.
Why? Because...you deserve it, my love....you DESERVE it...
Now, here's where it gets SCARY for you, Lisa S.! Considering that a hallmark of social psychology is the FACT that peeps are LESS likely to tell "the truth" face-to-face with you... And then taking into consideration that here at The Bastardly, in this nirvana of Virtual World anonymity, we have been RIPPING you to BLOODY SHREDS every single chance we get... Lisa S.;...what-what-WHAT do you suppose is being said about you behind-your-back by your so-called "friends"...?
Poor, Lisa S! Honey!!! Let Auntie NoDakGirl take that nasty hammer out of your hands, so you can QUIT puttin' nails in your own coffin! Diggin' PARIS? You gotta be kiddin???
Lisa S, if you wanna be taken seriously you've either gotta a) overhaul that cheap slut "look" of yours or b) scram -- because the verbal brutalities will never disappear otherwise.
It's true: here at The Bastardly, if your "look" conveys class or refinement (e.g., Jessica Alba or Petra Nemocova ARE favorites) we will kiss your ass and celebrate you. Likewise, if you strut "cheap slut" as your brand (e.g., orange skin, bright pink lipstick, nasty hair extensions...oops! That's YOU, isn't it???)...we will always go to LA-DEE-FUCKIN-DAH-TOWN in verbally assaulting you.
Why? Because...you deserve it, my love....you DESERVE it...
Now, here's where it gets SCARY for you, Lisa S.! Considering that a hallmark of social psychology is the FACT that peeps are LESS likely to tell "the truth" face-to-face with you... And then taking into consideration that here at The Bastardly, in this nirvana of Virtual World anonymity, we have been RIPPING you to BLOODY SHREDS every single chance we get... Lisa S.;...what-what-WHAT do you suppose is being said about you behind-your-back by your so-called "friends"...?
(gulp!)
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