Theorem #1. I'm pissed off.
proof; gisele is scorching hot and gisele is
scorching hot flaming nuclear fusion hot enough to roast the eyes out of your skull hot enough to burn the shit out of your brain=>
anyone who disagrees is a #@$%^@#$&^@#$%%@##^!!!!!; i.e., words cannot contain my dislike for such jackasses and moronic fucking retards who cannot reason logically in their own minds to conclude that she defines the standard for what it means to be physically beautiful. quod erat demonstrandum, jackasses.