Why do we defend dolly? cuz she's a sista! She's not afraid to be tacky; she REVELS in tackiness. She shakes those big tits and big wigs in a special "fuck-you" sort of way. You know if you ran into her down in the holler, she'd whip up some chicken and dumplins and take you on a tractor ride. Plus she sings that "Coat of Many Colors" and "Jolene", which can make a girl cry every time, if she's feelin kinda blue.

Plus, I heard that she's bi, has some sort of ongoing relationship with her manager or something, and that Carl the hubby is down w/that.

But even if she's not bi, she still rocks.

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 4:49pm
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