Man, you have to be kidding me. Maybe it's just because I'm an art student and I see things differently, but I find her paleness attractive. I can't stand fake-bake rail thin teeny boppers. They're all the same person. Scarlett is very old school hollywood glamour...she doesn't walk, she floats...and she's got killer bedroom eyes. In fact, Scarlett Johansson is so fucking beautiful that I'm surprised that the earth hasn't opened up under her feet and swallowed her whole to punish us all for doubting her hotness. The end.