Every morning rachael ray drags her fat ugly feet across the floor, lathers herself with EVOO, masturbates for a few hours, wears ugly clothes with no bra to hold her flat point boobs away, get to the set, verbally sprs with the way better Giada delaurentiis, and then gos on 50 TV shows a day to tell us all her stupid acronyms and waste our time. She then goes home to a husband that, to love her, must be stupid, blind, or drunk.