I did a Google search for "Giada" and "big head" and found this website. My girlfriend and I were wondering if her arms were short, but I guess it is a big head. I have a crush on both girls (I wouldn't watch the shows if they were hosted by men) so I should put in my two pesos.
Mouths: They both have unforgettable smiles. Rachel has the Jack Nicholson as the Joker smile. Giada has about eight extra teeth. But Advantage Rachel for the fatter lips.
Annoying Factors: Rachel does seem like a chatty doll, but maybe that's because she's behind a table or counter and she has to carry on more conversation because we viewers have less milkbag shots. But, I kid you not, her Minimum Tipping Policy is so bad that we use "Rachel Ray" as a verb, like we're going to "Rachel Ray" that waitress.
Body: Giada has nicer bags and shows them off, but I like well-fed girls like Rachel Ray, too. Those less fragile girls are better in bed and better at air hockey (gots to gets that 50 cents worth yo). Advantage: Giada, even with the encephalitis head and the short arms that have the limited mobility of a rookie Muppeteer.
Skills: I don't cook, but I am going to flatten and roll those limes before I cut them (like she does) for tequila shots. I learned from Rachel to ask locals where to eat. I also learned a quick math trick. If you need to know what 8% of something is, just check Rachel's tip. Advantage: Giada.
Look: Rachel has the "girl next door" look. Actually she has the "girl next door to a deli" look. I dig it. But I like Giada's smoky eye make-up (no i am not gay). They are both sexy but I gotta go with the Italian everyday.
So, no offense to Rachel. I'd do her. But Giada wins, big head and all. Next week she's going to make Italian soda and use her hat as a punchbowl.
I did a Google search for "Giada" and "big head" and found this website. My girlfriend and I were wondering if her arms were short, but I guess it is a big head. I have a crush on both girls (I wouldn't watch the shows if they were hosted by men) so I should put in my two pesos.
Mouths: They both have unforgettable smiles. Rachel has the Jack Nicholson as the Joker smile. Giada has about eight extra teeth. But Advantage Rachel for the fatter lips.
Annoying Factors: Rachel does seem like a chatty doll, but maybe that's because she's behind a table or counter and she has to carry on more conversation because we viewers have less milkbag shots. But, I kid you not, her Minimum Tipping Policy is so bad that we use "Rachel Ray" as a verb, like we're going to "Rachel Ray" that waitress.
Body: Giada has nicer bags and shows them off, but I like well-fed girls like Rachel Ray, too. Those less fragile girls are better in bed and better at air hockey (gots to gets that 50 cents worth yo). Advantage: Giada, even with the encephalitis head and the short arms that have the limited mobility of a rookie Muppeteer.
Skills: I don't cook, but I am going to flatten and roll those limes before I cut them (like she does) for tequila shots. I learned from Rachel to ask locals where to eat. I also learned a quick math trick. If you need to know what 8% of something is, just check Rachel's tip. Advantage: Giada.
Look: Rachel has the "girl next door" look. Actually she has the "girl next door to a deli" look. I dig it. But I like Giada's smoky eye make-up (no i am not gay). They are both sexy but I gotta go with the Italian everyday.
So, no offense to Rachel. I'd do her. But Giada wins, big head and all. Next week she's going to make Italian soda and use her hat as a punchbowl.
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