wow..I can't believe I stumbled onto this post and somebody mentioned kari byron from mythbusters. Shit - I've had a hard-on for her since she first appeared on the show.

Rachael Ray is lame, obnoxious, and is blessed with a very thick body and NO breasts - god's most cruel joke on women. I wouldn't do her with your dick.

Sure, Giada has a nice pair of perky titties that she seems to love to show off - but I can't get past that huge baloon head and pidegon nose. If she were the last, drunk chick at the bar and closing time was approaching - sure, I'd consider bending her over and gving her the hard one, but under normal circumstances she wouldn't make the "to do" list.

kari byron on the other hand - ab-so-fucking-loutely - even with her new fucked up hairdo.

Great call dc fool!