Eight years ago, I would have agreed with you. Now, I'd rather introduce my penis to an inverted lawnmower. She was never really all that hot to begin with, she was just young and in phenomenal shape. Couple that with a brilliant marketing team that successfully peddled her as the "innocent schoolgirl with a naughty side". Now she's just a bloated, balding, extra crispy grease pit with a penchant for attacking SUVs with an umbrella and flashing her meat flaps at every opportunity, all in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. Plus I bet she smells REALLY bad.