Jessica Simpson @ Palms Place Hotel & Spa Grand Opening
Thursday, June 5th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
So, it's come down to attending spa openings @ Vegas casinos?! Why isn't she wearing something really tight & short? I mean, besides her bod, does Jessica Simpson have anything else going forself?
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If I had huge tits like her I'd be wearing low cut all the time.
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she looks freaked here.
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If any woman had legs like her, they shouldn't own a long dress like this. WTF?
I agree with Foxy too! You gotta use what you have before you lose it. When it's gone, it's gone.
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Let it go Jessica....
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she better hope Romo throws a ring on that finger cuz she's very close to becoming irrelevant. has papa joe run out of ways to pimp her out
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That dress is for a 50 year-old and not a twentysomething.
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It must suck to be her, $$$, fame, but no kids, no husband, and the looks are on their way out.
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I was gong to disagree with the previous comments - but then it occurred to me, the highlight of this lady's career was the DUKES OF HAZZARD movie. That does kinda suck.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. regardless of all the crap this chic has gone through, i still think she's very tappable. big boobies, decent legs, tho a short neck. i've done worse tho.
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Freaky eyes, like she's possessed. "The power of Christ compels you!"
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not my best, she is good looking in general but the dress is a no
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i have a ultra soft spot for this simpson. however she does need to be in something short and tight... for my own entertainment, bwhahahaha!
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JESSICA IS UGLY. JESSICA IS FUGLY. JESSICA IS FAT. JESSICA IS A WHORE. JESSICA IS A BITCH. JESSICA IS A SLUT. JESSICA IS A CUNT. JESSICA IS A DUMB BLONDE.
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One of those celebs who looks good without makeup. I love everything about her appearance, including her nonstandard nose. She's beautiful but not cookie-cutter boring.
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I'm a big fan Jess, but you are looking a bit thick here, like you have stopped working out. are you hiding something under that dress? I saw this woman in person in Santa Fe, and although she did not offer me a modeling contract, she looked way better than this, not that this is all that bad, I'm just saying....
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No thanks, short girls should keep their midget legs covered at all times. Jessica has finally done something smart.
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YOU SHOULD GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE BITCH. YOU SHOULD GET KICKED IN THE CUNT.
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DAMN SHE GETS UGLIER AND UGLIER EVERYTIME I SEE HER.
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She is over rated
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what an ugly dress, Jess looks good, I love her eyes.
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i dont like her jaw/ chin but she doesnt look bad here
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I think she is stunning.
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