I was debating what comment to post, so I'll post all of them and let you guys choose:

1.

Hopefully she'll follow in Daniel Ratcliff's shoes and do some equine porn.

Wait... Did I just say that out loud?

2.

She needs to trim that bush. When I think about Emma Watson's vag I try and think Harry Potter 1, not Harry Potter 8.

Just kidding.

3.

Looks like the Hamburglar's already hit that.