Heath Ledger says Michelle Williams is a great fuck.

Mathilda Ledger says I want my daddy.

Caitie Harmful says I don't like her shoes.

Phil McCracken says Fuck you nasty whore, cut you up, I'll kill you, die, die.

Bill Walton says The Lakers are going to win it all.

Jeffrey Lee Pierce says She cannot miss a vein.

Hugh Hefner says You missed the main vein.

Angela Bettis says I'm very dark and quirky.

Anna Faris says I go both ways.

Girl says Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme some more.

Boy says I am shocked that Bret Michaels picked Amber.

Daisy says I am so OVER this.

Chelsea Rae says Is it too tight for you?

Ramon says Yes.

The Meltzer Family says We like Alison, we approve, she looks like she's very creative, the world hates creative people, Alison, for the love of God don't listent to anyone, follow your muse, rock and roll, motherfuckers!