"She looks like she smells like Fruit Loops, which is very nice." Funny!

When I was in high school, I dated an Italian chick who had hairy arms. She had hair on the small of her back, too. One time we took a shower together and I shaved her, you-know-what. A week later it was like it'd hadn't been shaved/trimmed in months.

I'll bet Ms. Page can grow a muff that'd put Buckwheat's afro to shame.