Help me! Help me!
I'm too cute to swim while my boyfriend drowns. So I'll just hug this tree for my life.
Ohh ouch! Holding onto this tree actually requires me to use physcial strenght. Ohh I can't take it!
I must go to a hospital now and get physcial therapy for this oh so tramtic experience.
Nevermind all the millions of people the died around me, cause I'm a model and it's all about me!