"courtney - not to single you out, but a line like “I don’t have a penis… but if I did, I think it would point at christina.” is ludicrous to me.

Have you ever heard a guy say, “I don’t have a vagina but if I did, I’d rather have Ed Norton fuck it than Christian Bale…”?"

Most guys don't have the guts to comment on a guy's looks even if it comes up naturally... they're usually very insecure about their sexuality and masculinity.