Guarantee she's a mudshark. If I did fuck her, it would be a dry fuck in the ass with a super durable condom that is covered with salt. when i was done, I'd scrub my dick down with iodine.

Then I'd stick a funnel in her ass, fill her bowels with gasoline, stick a flaming rag in her ass, and catapult her into a brick wall. In other words, I'd make a human molotov cocktail out of her. That would be cool to try.