Hrm... reasons not to get pregnant
1) kids
2) get FAT
3) stretch marks
4) blown-out vag
5) nasty nipples after the parasite finishes chewing on them
6) get FAT
7) once the milk is gone- say hello to the saggy droppy tits
8) blown-out vag
9) kid
10) get FAT

Yeah, I really can't understand the pregnant thing. It's like a rampant fucking disease all these celeb pregnancies- guess what- pumping out a kid doesn't give your vapid existence any more meaning than your vacuuous film/album/sex-tape.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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