Evan Rachel Wood was Dick Nasty's Whore of the Year for 2006, and while I'm not too fucking happy with how she's been dressing since she's started fucking Marilyn (gee- he's a rock star AND he has an enormous dick; hmmm...wonder why she likes him?) she is so hot and beautiful that it hurts to look at her perfect angel face, which, if my intuition is right, is currently getting skullfucked by Mr. Anti-Christ Superstar as we type. She looked much better when she was 19 and getting the shit both kicked and fucked out of her by Ed Norton. Remember kids, Evan likes her sex rough, as in punch me in the back of my head while you're fucking me from behind, as in choke me to within an inch of my life while I'm riding you.