I'm curious about this new red-carpet pose that the girls all seem to be doing. The cross-legged stand. Umm.... why? Do you need to pee real bad? Is your tampon coming loose and is imminent danger of dropping to the floor? Is it meant to make you look casually flirtatious? Is it meant to make your legs look longer and thinner?

Because guess what? It just makes you look like a retarded douchebag.