It's so funny about all this plastic surgery. I will now quote Daniel Tosh, a great comedian.

"Plastic surgery allows you the rare opportunity to make your outer appearance to resemble your inner appearance: Fake!
That's a very positive joke for women unless you have fake boobs, but let's be honest, you're not smart enough to get that joke. How's that feel, whores?!
Keep telling yourself you did it so your shirts would fit better; you did it because you're a whore. You forgot because you're stupid."

"I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face, and stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it."

From the track America the Augmented.