[...] You heard it here first.  Naturally, he'll never admit it, but he is.  And it's oh-so-obvious now that he's with that little chickibum Katie Holmes, who is MY AGE!  Pederass.  Man, what I would have DONE to be in the room with Nicole Kidman when the news was broke.  I can picture it now:  Nicole, sitting in her doctor's chair, five needles stuck in her face, pumping her wrinkly skin full of fresh Botox, screaming and cursing Katie Holmes out for being the third bitch to ride the Cruise mobile after he dumped her Aussie ass.  [...]