"I fucking love LiLo. She was/is/always will be super hot. I don't care who she's with or whether or not she's in any good movies. She's a dream. Men get her and so do cool, interesting women."
"You love everyone. Who don't you think is hot?"
"I think you're fucking heinous. Your breath smells like cancer."
"The doctor said there was nothing wrong with me."
"He lied. He just wanted you to get out of his office because your breath was going to make him puke."
"I bet LiLo doesn't puke. I bet you could shove an 18 inch superdick down her throat and she would still be able to smoke a cigarette and drink a mojito."
"I think you should leave. You're not welcomed here anymore."
"Hold on. I have some gum."
"Orbit is the best. The flavor lasts a lifetime."