The Keeper of The Dark Ring.

One day I will have my chance to fulfill my destiny. To complete the only task in this life I was made for.

To spread the protective round fat cheeks of your ass and witness for myself all the glory that is The Dark Ring.

I will worship The Dark Ring Bath my eyes in the wondrous sight. Breathe the smell of its gloriousness thru my grateful nose. Taste The Dark Ring and give it pleasure thru my tongue.

This day will mark the beginning of the events that will bring peace and prosperity to all that inhabit the Earth.

The Dark Ring must be satisfied.