Good lord, what a train wreck. Gimmie /less/, bitch!

If I went back in time five years and told myself "Self, one day will Britney's snatch be all over the web, and not only will you not be interested, you'll actually be repulsed," I would have been all "Fuck you man, I don't believe it. She is some tasty shit!" (Then I probably would have asked what happens in Episode III.)

Christ, how the mighty have fallen...