ME: Holy Shit.
NOT ME: What's wrong? Having a hard time with the forms?
ME: No. Look at this.
NOT ME: Holy shit. Who the fuck is that?
ME: Nikki Griffin.
NOT ME: Oh man would I like to be able to fuck her.
ME: Me, too. I think I just fell in love. I mean, seriously. I took one look at this girl's pictures and I fell in love. I've never felt this way before, or, at least not since about an hour ago.
NOT ME: We should get back to work.
ME: I can't. I have to go fuck myself in the employee restroom.
NOT ME: Okay. You go first. Print out picture number two for me, but do it on the sly.
ME: I will. I think I'm going to stroke to picture three, though.
NOT ME: Good choice.
ME: If you could fuck her in any position, what would it be?
NOT ME: Missionary.
ME: Exactly.
NOT ME: You want to know why?
ME: Because we're in love.
NOT ME: Holy shit.