Angelina Jolie - Damn right!
Jennifer Garner - Man married to an idiot
Paris Hilton - Whore Whore Whore (JUST FILTHY)
Charlize Theron - SIlly dopey...
Halle Berry - Mental...
Alyssa Milano - WHORE for guys in sports wear...
Teri Hatcher - Man in tight jeans.
Pamela Anderson - Plastic Woman
Scarlett Johansson - Semi-weird
Lindsay Lohan - Whore with freckles
Keira Knightly - lip injections that don't work
Salma Hayek - great fiigure, loose skin
Cameron Diaz - UGLY bumpy face, Hispanic wanna-be
Leeann Tweedon - Whi is this???
Mariah Carey - When she understands that she is black!
Jessica Simpson -HAWK nose idiot!
Beyonce Knowles - beautiful, but freaky on the down-low...
Carmen Electra - TALENTLESS hottie freak
Maria Sharapova - NO figure, DUMBO ears, not too cute without make-up
Jennifer Love Hewitt - great figure, MOUSE face
Jessica Biel - Gorgeous
Jessica Alba - pretty, obsesses about her race too much - still a mexican!
Brooke Burke - bump on the head
Jenna Jameson - PORN STAR
Heidi Klum - pretty, wide waist, great husband
Vida Guerra - Who? Vida Loca?
Christina Aguilera - Married to dumbo
Kristin Kreuk - Whatever!
Faith Hill - Too silly for that cheating husband...
Gwen Stefani - cool, yet lacking cool. Not hot enough for Gavin Rosdale.
Jennifer Lopez - FILTHY HO'... Just suits big nose Marc "HO" Anthony
The Olsen Twins - Too short, too wanna-be trendy
Shania Twain - Married to a troll, pretty
Beth Ostrocky - Hooked up with a perv
Mandy Moore - DUMB, tries too hard
Josie Maran - yuck
Janet Jackson - Great tit ring, needs to get back figure (our favorite pop freak)
Eva Longoria - hot, too much BOTOX by the jaw and way too much false pout.
Adriana Lima - GORGEOUS
Reese Witherspoon - Trapped Ryan, sometimes pretty, sometimes UGLY
Jennifer Aniston - WEIRD greek nose, LONG chin, SIMPLY UGLY!!! Great tits
Jamie-Lynn DiScala - Needs some work
Tara Reid - TRASH, all she needs is a trailer park in Baytown, Texas
Maggie Grace - What?
Elizabeth Hurley - Too hard. Didn't Steven Bling throw her to the curb?
Eliza Dushku - Too trashy and desperate.
Kate Hudson - UGLY without make up. Husband ugly, Kid is ugly too - but getting cuter.
Anna Benson - What the fuck?!
Natalie Portman - Pretty
LeAnn Rimes - Ugly, but it seems that she had a job done...
Penelope Cruz - Getting uglier - FLAT butt, crooked mouth
Mischa Barton - flat butt, pretty face... HER man CISCO ADLER is HOT!!
Eva Mendes - Pretty, kinda stupid...
Jenny McCarthy - UGLY, getting uglier
Katherine Heigl - OK
Lucy Liu - Not the cutest Asian girl...
Jennie Finch - ew..
Maggie Gyllenhaal - What's w/ the nose? Jake cuter, so is her man SARSGAARD (yes)
Amanda Righetti - not
Kate Bosworth - TOO HARD! NO SHAPE! The man candy is cute though! ORLANDO!!!
Estella Warren - UGLY! Too much FAKE lips. She claims real, but NOT!!!
Anna Kournikova - NO TALENT! TRASHY!
Landi Swanepoel - OK, yeah right
Sarah Michelle Geller - UGLY! Freddie Prinze is definitely GAY!
Gisele Bundchen - too Masculine, straight - LONG JAW! Overated!
Neve Campbell - Bada$$ whore!
Uma Thurman - Ugly/Beautiful face...
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gorgeous Gold digger..
Nicole Kidman - NO Shape, man/woman
Emaa Bunton - ??
Kate Beckinsale - gorgeous HO'
Katie Holmes - Weird, not because of TOM. Just always weird and silly..
Morgan Webb
Heather Graham - FATAL attraction!
Evangeline Lilly - She loves TROLLS.
Shakira - worthless
Rachel Bilson - Needs a waker-upper...
Kaley Cuoco - NOT
Amanda Beard - hmmmm...
Sofia Vergara - Too much HANGIN'
Ashanti - Cute, great figure
Denise Richards - Pretty, NO talent though
Molly Sims - Getting ugly
Alessandra Ambrosio - no
Kelly Ripa - TOO HARD!!! Anorexic
Mayra Veronica - what?
Jamie Pressly - Honestly UGLY... TOO much teeth!
Jennifer Connelly - Gorgeous, but looks like Bert with the 'brows...
Monica Bellucci - Too much implants (lips,breasts)... HUSBAND is sexy though...
Kelly Clarkson ---------------- I see a TRAILER!
Alicia Keys - Gorgeous, gorgeous heart
Milla Jovovich - Gorgeous
Rebecca Romijn Stamos - SLUTTY! Left Stamos b/c he wanted kids.
Roselyn Sanchez - Pretty....