Christine Lakin Might Be Into Bastardly Brownbag Sex
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

Christine Lakin was shafted w/ her ugly girl role in Paris Hilton's epic, The Hottie & The Nottie:
Where do you go after this type of role?! Porn?












I'll bang that old ass of hers...
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I'd like to order a second bag please...
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put the bag back on, put it back on damnit!!! it's that gross chick from the pussycat dolls. man she is as ugly as sin itself
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Is it just me or does she look like the Batman villains Poison Ivy and The Joker had a lovechild?
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Her face looks like the joker in Batman..
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@Hunter D it's not just u, that's dead on my friend. LMAO
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It all looks the same up-side-down.
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Christine get a nose job please. Your letting that hot little bod of yours go to waste.
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Titties!
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lakin dont look to bad here.
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"The Chin" has become a daily staple of The Bastardly. Damn, if she banged Jay Leno the resulting offspring wouldn't be able to hold up it's own head for the size of the fucking enormous chin.
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It's all pink on the inside.
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