33 Scandalous Comments

Sweet Jesus, you know she's almost too hot to be real, like i seriously need you guys to put up a shot of her picking her ass/nose so we know she's human and not some new innovation in human genetics/cgi. But she's probably look just as hot. J alba better move over cause she's the new #1

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 4:21pm

What movie was she in anyway? I thought she was a singer, doesn't she sing that dip it low song? I disagree with her being hotter then J Alba. NOBODY comes close to Alba's super hotness except for maybe Ang Jolie before she got knocked up. That fat swelling belly made her hotness points decrease quite a bit.

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 4:28pm

I don't really see it :\

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 5:14pm

shes a fucking midget tho man

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 5:33pm

damn Robby, you crack me up...(jaw/tongue exercises? for her maybe)...And forget about ribbed, gotta go for the extra thin sensitive!!!! Milian's stock is rising and so am I!!!!!!

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 8:24pm

i think she's hotter than j alba

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 10:18pm

shes so naturally beautiful i love her.... SHORT GIRLS GO HARD ghettoASSmuthafucka !
shes so cute, i think Jessica Alba and her are both in different leagues, Christina Milian is cute and pretty but Jessica Alba is more statuesque and beautiful.

They're both totally different it's unfair to compare them to each other.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 2:02am

She is so hotter than J. Alba, have you seen her in the "Dip it Low" music clip?, Jackson, you need to find the pics and post them, god im female, and im already falling for her...hahahah

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 3:27am

I would crawl on a football field full of broken glass naked, being swarmed by bee's just to lick her bathwater with my tongue.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 11:14am

To me it looks like you put a 9 year old girl's face on an 18 year old's body, add makeup, and let stew. I don't see any evidence of breathtaking beauty here, sorry.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 3:37pm

wasn't the 'dip it low' clip the one with the torture rack/wrestling move ?? i swear i remember that from a previous entry about christina on site. lord i remember.....help!

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 4:17pm

Alright, Just cause im nice, ill hadd the link to the photos of her "Dip It Low" video clip..

http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=gal&album=MV-milian-dipitlow&page=1

Its alright, you can all thank me later ;)

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 8:26pm

ha i'll thank you *now*.. :)

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 10:25pm

quote: "What movie was she in anyway? I thought she was a singer, doesn’t she sing that dip it low song? I disagree with her being hotter then J Alba. NOBODY comes close to Alba’s super hotness except for maybe Ang Jolie before she got knocked up. That fat swelling belly made her hotness points decrease quite a bit."

Hey hey wow. Nobody coming close to Jessica Alba's hottness is like saying chocolate tastes bad. It's just not true. Mrs. Alba is a pretty girl, but if I saw her walking down the street next to Adriana Lima or Alessandra Ambrosio I will proably walk all over her to get to one of them. This girl looks just as good as Jessica Alba. =) Very pretty.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 10:48pm

She's a little better than Jessica Alba facially but body-wise it's a toss-up. She's so effing pretty...

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 10:57pm

Glimmer,
The torture rack:
http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=gal&file=photo&a=1991&p=155642
I didn't even notice that!!

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 11:01pm

A nine year old's face on a...eh? I don't see any evidence of brain here, sorry. Well...my research has lead to the fallowing conclusion, dear friends: Christina is pretty and mooses have a lack of brain. But you already knew that.

Thanks for those pictures, but it looks much better when she's moving. It's a good idea to see the video.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 11:07pm

the torture rack!! hahaha... i never understood the significance of that in the video... i only thought it was used by Lex Luger and Hercules ol'skool baby!!!

i'm compiling all my fav caps right now for a post...

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 11:16pm

"I would crawl on a football field full of broken glass naked, being swarmed by bee’s just to lick her bathwater with my tongue."

haha. amazing.

Would you wringe water into your mouth from her dirty, used panties? The "wringing water into your mouth" statement implies that once you've successfully gotten the dirty, used panties water into your mouth, you must swallow it all for added effect & of course, to prove your love for Christina.

robby, you have some kinky japanese in you, or what*? haha.

for the record, I love Japanese people. My first love (it was one sided, unfortunately) was Jap, baby!!

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 11:43pm

moe your first love my have been one sided but i doubt she put you in the torture rack.ouch.ha ha... :)

sasha sasha *thanks* i clicked,i saved. and i'm going to look again. *thanks*.. :)

jackson maybe bastardly can help bring about a torture rack revival...:)

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 1:10am

Oh hermanita,
Certainly me disagreeing with everyone else about a girl's physical attractiveness has more to do with eyesight than brainpower, no?
She reminds me of Janet Jackson back in the day, and I never really found her that attractive then. I know a lot of other people did, but to each her own.
Or at least that's what I thought, until hermanita came along and reminded me that god forbid someone disagrees with the rest of the herd, because obviously that implies that she has no brain. [sigh]

P.S. The plural of Moose is.... Moose.
But nice try.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 9:54pm

Aww, you're welcome, glimmer!

Monday, February 13th, 2006 @ 4:05pm

[...] I thought I should kick it old school with the Torture Rack since we made reference to it in the last Christina Milian posts. So here you go Sasha and glimmer. [...]

Friday, February 17th, 2006 @ 11:24pm

Christina Milian is one the prettiest stars out right now but Im not comparing her to no one she's her own beauty if you ever see this the message ma know that bull from P-H-I-L-L-Y love you you pretty young thang

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 11:42pm

yo. wasz up ya'll know she cute i look like her. but i got a smaller nose and bigger lips. christina milian is cute and beautiful. and she is so much better than j. alba. that's real alba is pretty but not as pretty as milian.

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 @ 3:09pm

ide chase xtina not alba..

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 4:43pm

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Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 @ 10:58pm

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Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 11:28pm
Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 12:37pm

The things I would do to that girl. Not to get too explicit but i would require:
1 gravy boat,
1 box condoms(ribbed for her pleasure)
1 month of pre-event jaw and tongue excercises (for her pleasure)
A 1 moment of lapse in good judgement on her part.

God Help Me.

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 5:14pm

she isn't really gorgeous or pretty. Just damn cute...Jessica alba..she has a cute and sexiness.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 3:43am

However - I do agree with you about Alessandra Ambrosio. I would take her over any other girl I've seen on this website.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 9:56pm

Christina Milian is one the prettiest stars out right now but Im not comparing her to no one she's her own beauty if you ever see this the message ma know that bull from P-H-I-L-L-Y loves you, you pretty young thang LOL

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 11:44pm

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