Carmen Electra's pokey nipples @ Rolling Stone Oscar Party
Posted on Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 @ 4:00pm by Jackson

Damn, does Carmen Electra just get cold really easily? Would this happen if we stood her by the cold cuts in the supermarket?
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What would happen if you stood her next to the cold cuts in the supermarket? My guess is she would smell even MORE like salami. You know, because she is a dirty pig who enjoys getting stuffed w/ large phallus like deli meats. I'm just repeating what Dennis Rodman told me.
I think she's a very attractive person but lately her two front teeth have looked really funky. They seem to be brownish compared to her other teeth and shorter. Her smile almost looks evil.
Nipples become erect for other reasons. Like arousal.
I heard girls who get implants get permanently erect nipples. Probably why.
My nipples always do that, and I don't have implants nor am I arroused. It's usually because I feel cold, like you said. I think that dress is really open and it looks like the fabric is cold too and that necklace, etc...all of that touching the skin may be causing it. But i don't know about the implant thing...probably that too. Plus, most people wear some push-up bras, but she doesn't wear any. =P Well, anyways, I think she looks gorgeous and so do her nipples =PP. I always love her hair and her eyes. Stunning.
really nice dress and awesome shoes.She looks really sexy and i just love Electra!
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