Butterface Tori Spelling: Notorious Transvestite Socialite @ Maxim Party
Monday, April 10th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
What the hell was Tori Spelling doing @ this thing?! Just because she has a new show doesn't mean she can gain entry to a party full of mostly hot people. Maybe she paid off the bouncer w/ daddy's dough.
I can't think of too many guys out there who'd want to flip to a huge ass photo of Tori's face in their Maxim. My God, I cringe @ the thought. If Maxim is serious about getting to their 200th issues, they better watch their step & not do favors for rich & powerful members of the media industry by putting obviously ugly people into their mag.
Moreover, I think Maxim USA should really consider inviting the Italian Maxim staff to their NYC offices so their American staff can be coached in the art of choosing hotties from uglies.
Ok, enough Maxim bashing for one day...
i believe im gonna be saying this EVERYTIME we get a Tori post on here, but, WOW
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Wow, not even her body looks that good today. Her left boob is totally caving in. I think this requires a brown burlap sack that will go down to the waist or so, assuming everything below is still intact (but who can be too sure.)
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Someone get this woman a bike pump quick!
Makin Moves...
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How about a chemical peel? Dunk her entire head in the vat of acid until it falls off.
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legend, your caps lock is stuck......
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Look how pourous her skin is in the last pic!!!!! Naisty!!!
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Legend who the fuck is ALESSANDFRA AMBROSIO?
Makin Moves...
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If is wasn't for the "american retards" like Aaron Spelling, those brazillian retards wouldn't be on any website at all. They' be in Brazil sucking american dick for lunch money.
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it's like inviting corky from life goes on to a mensa meetting
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it's hard not to say that you would bump uglies w/ her. I mean she's got a pretty good looking body, no doubt. I agree making a glazed doughnut on her tits would be perfect.
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poor girl
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MAN! Why-o-why did I just HAVETA see who was behind the brown bag, during lunch?
If playin' with air-bags was any fun I would play with hers, hey she's got money!
I don't think I can eat now, lost my appetite.
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She's not pretty but she's not the ugliest chick around.
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I know she pretty ugly but I have seen uglier. Hard to imagine but true.
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I've seen uglier tits but her anus is about as wide as a mack truck. I hear her fetish is to have someone drive one of them RC cars into her pooper repeatedly while singing, "singing in the rain." I think she shaved a faux hawk into her bumhole, otherwise it must be a wig.
Makin Moves...
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What the hell is wrong with her left alien looking tit? Did anyone notice it's not shaped quite right kinda like her face.
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That is one of the worst boob jobs I have ever seen! Jeez, she's not even a brown bagger. You'd think with all her money she'd get that shit fixed.
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I'll say it again: WWC.
World's Weirdest Clevage.
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seriously-what is up with those tits?
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The nose scares me!
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Her head is longer then normal in these pics. I think someone must have put it in a vice or something which probably explaines why her nose looks so fucked up too. Your body caves under so much pressure.
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Alien!
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Is it possible she doesn't realize how fucked up her cleavage is? I mean, if she doesn't want to do more surgery, does she ALWAYS have to have her cleavage on display? If I had a big hairy mole on shoulder, I wouldn't insist on going strapless every time I went out of the house. She could wear something attractive without displaying the CDLT (aka Criminally Deformed Left Tit).
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NEEEYYYYYY!
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Her breasts look deformed and gross, Phil must be desperate. That's okay though, to each his own as they say.!!!! Those breasts are scaring me I can't look anymore.
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i believe im gonna be saying this EVERYTIME we get a Tori post on here, but, WOW what i wouldnt give to drop my hard cock between those tits....she might not be the best looking female out there, and, i know they aint real, but, jesus. id glaze those tits like they were giant sized munchkins....
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Night and Day! Jesus... She looks fucking incredible with that bag on! I'd have that, with the brown bag, around my arm in public anyday.
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CAN YOU FUCKING AMERICAN RETARDS STOP POSTING THIS SLUT ON THIS SITE. SHE IS TAKING UP VALUABLE SPACE WHICH CAN BE USED TO POST MORE PICS OF ADRIANA LIMA AND ALESSANDFRA AMBROSIO. ALSO STOP POSTING ALL THESE OTHER ANIMALS.
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