Brooke Burke Does Burger King
Monday, January 9th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Brooke Burke may be a MILF, but you can't deny the fact that she's a dying franchise & literally on the edge of falling into Has-been Ocean. If she wasn't a mommy, I would recommend going to the sex tape route in a desperate attempt to rejuvenate her career. And now, for a game...
1. Start with: Boobs
2. Brooke running nude on the beach...
3. Funny nose
4. Wild On
5. Playboy layout
6. End with: When will Jessica Alba do Playboy?
See what I mean? She has very little going for.
On that note, let's check out a few pics of Brooke w/ the Burger King dude.
WTF?!?! jesus!!! so when do you think she'll sink far enough where i can pounce for the taking??!?
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Dude, she's getting it on with the "Burger King"...
I think the time to pounce is right about...................................................now.
I call dibs on sloppy seconds!
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Why is that dude walking around wearing the Burger king suit?
Where did they find a hoodie with a hood that big?
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wow, dont let Britney see this, or she will start a cat fight! A bikini photo shoot with the burger king dude??? wft?? Thats just reaching a little too far, hell at least McDonalds has a real clown. This is just wrong on all accounts!
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Yike!!! This is super freaky!!! WTF is going on here?!
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the "Burger King" King just scares the freakin hell out of me!! sometimes i actually have to change the channel when its on because he is just too creepy.
brooke burke's face looks like one of those exotic mini monkeys. hot body though!!
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the burger king dude is way more scary than freddy kruger, jason, chucky, leatherface, pinhead, the scream dude, and star johns all put together! Ok maybe star was going a little overboard
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So anyone know what the fucking deal with THAT was? I am usually pretty astute, but this shit has me stumped.
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I always let out an "AHH!" when I see the Burger King guy commercial. He is quite possibly the scariest character ever created.
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I don't think i can rub one out with her picture anymore! I think she can still do the sex tape thing, but i would need to be a hot lesbian tape with jessica alba for me to love her the way i did!!!
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The Burger King is a pimp. Only pimps dress like that.
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That is hilarious – nice marketing ploy by Burger King
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What the hell is this guys name???
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Dude ... Ronald McDonald needs to get his act together and find a hot piece of ass to show-up the King. How about Kate Moss?!
Czech out www.millerauditions.com, i think Spike Jonze directed ...
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I always thought "The King" was gay... Sure seems like it in the ads. Go figure.
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