Body Double: Nicky Hilton & Random Chick

I think the other chick could lose a little weight & maybe invest around $500k to a mil on cosmetic touch-ups @ the surgeons office---just minor ones.

Apart from that, we've noticed that Nicky Hilton has been so out of the news that it's not even funny. She's obviously the "other Hilton sister" (that no one really gives a shit about). Although, I'm pretty sure she enjoys the perks that comes w/ being Paris' sister & not Paris herself. Apart from not having to worry about random herpes outbreaks, I'm sure she's very content with a life that's hounded by the bastardly paparazzi.

With that said, I wouldn't be surprised to hear something crazy about Nicky one of these days---possible news on her pregnancy, drug habits linked to her Chick brand doing horribly @ stores, etc.

Ok, enough talk. Let's stare at a few pics from August's Maxim featuring none other than Nicky Hilton. Coincidently, it was last august that Nicky ran to Vegas & got hitched for a few weeks.

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Wow, I never thought I would be saying this, but nicky hilton looks pretty good in the maxim pictures, and thankfully she doesn't have those freaking lazy eyes like paris. Ohh the world of plastic surgery =)

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 @ 1:46am
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shes way better looking than paris

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 @ 10:37pm
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That stupid face Paris puts when she tries to look sexy makes her look seriously retarded. No offense to retarded people everywhere.

Monday, October 17th, 2005 @ 8:54pm
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I hate Nicky's eyebrows.Well,they look nice in the Maxim photos at least.

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 @ 2:05pm
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Nicky ain't that bad, really. I don't know how anybody could prefer Paris. Even if I was blind, getting poked with those frigging cavicles and bony elbows........yuck

Thursday, November 3rd, 2005 @ 4:47pm
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I don't find either of them to be extremely attractive....

Paris is so overrated. If you actually look at her, she's kind of scary looking.

Monday, January 2nd, 2006 @ 10:45pm
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but she is more attractive than Paris for sure....

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 @ 6:26pm
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just shows what a whole fuk load of airbrushing can do to u

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 12:50pm
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volmax...

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Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 5:11pm
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I will probably always like Paris better, because of her gregariousness, but these are the best photos I've ever seen of Nicky.

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 2:04pm
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even with all the work the Hiltons chicks have had: numerous plastic surgerys, Nose jobs, paris and her baby blue colored contacts for her brown eyes, gallons of bleach, pro makeup & hair people, photoshop and airbrushing neither of them rate higher than 3.5 or 4 on a scale of 1-10 in beauty.

Serously paris, you should try and fix your nose again, it is really fucked up.

Saturday, April 15th, 2006 @ 5:19pm
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