Glimpse of a nice rack, otherwise ugh.

I kinda like what I see.... Problem is, I can't see a whole lot. 2 stars for you.

Moe, the vote widget on the front page is broken, it shows another entry's votes.

cant see shit. fail.

WHAT...........THE............FUCK???????????? This is just not a pretty site, what kind of pictures are these and why would you ever subject yourself to bastardly readers looking like you do????????????????

Starting with 4 stars...

-2 for liking and thinking you are as cool as Kat Von D

-1 for crappy pictures

end of story.

1 star.

You've got big ones? where?
And there's no way you got over 500 votes in less than a few minutes, demand a recount

WTF kind of picture taking is that? What a waste of 38 seconds. get a friend.

How come some women apparently don't have friends or strangers even to take pictures of them ? Bit tired of the whole, although somewhat impressive, taking pictures of oneself. Unfortunately said method doesn't allow one to see much, its like judging someone from their yearbook picture

You know, there are ways to take pictures besides a cellphone...

if you come to this site you should know not to submit shitty ass pictures like those...

btw your mouth looks pale as shit in the first pic, put on some lipstick or sumthin

if you came to this site everyday then you would know that we HATE when bitches send in bullshit-ass pics like these.....WE WANT TO SEE YOUR TITS & YOUR ASS, and face......thats pretty much it....

wtf, cumdumster at the most

When you take MySpace photos like that, I assume you weigh 300lbs. Pics from above suggests the hiding of a double chin, hair hiding face suggests the same thing. Pics don't include body, also suggests a heavy frame.

Can't you just take a straight on, full body pic of you in your everyday clothes in front of a tree or something?

So, you visit this site every day. You should try reading some of the comments, rather than simply looking at the pictures. You'd have known you'd get 'raked over the coals'.

NO STARS FOR YOU!!!

So fucking wrong, one star, sorry, not enough shots.

P.S. What brands of cosmetics do you use? I want to buy stock. With the gobs and gobs you use, the stock prices are sure to go up, up, up!!!

where are pics of your body? even if you're body is far from perfect you should have sent in one or two.

Too many head shots. Weak!

/1*

Can't see anything. Too much makeup. From what I see, she just looks like your average Hot Topic employee. No thanks.

What... proud of the girls but no shots...

Leni, i would lick you.....just for the record

Damn liar. You know you don't come to this site everyday, cause you would have known better than to post tired ass shit photos like this. And ya ain't even pretty,

Another Myspace attention slut. Could be alright looking, but not enough pics to tell. 1 star.

Let's do some math, shall we?

Too Emo.
+ Too much make-up.
+ Too stupid to take a proper photo.
-------------------------------------
= Acne ridden chubby bitch with no friends.

Did everyone get the same answer as me?

ru the renee that posts as renee here?

By the way, if you say you have big tits but don't post a photo, it's known as an unsubstantiated claim and opens you up to a false advertising lawsuit.

See you in court, bitch!

why are they emos on this site get her off

Hey, why are the blotd star ratings repeated TWICE, once on the main page, and once above? They both show different ratings?? WTF

Um . . . no. WAY too much makeup.

I think that she might be quite cute, as there are glimpses of cuteness in the photos. Yes, the photos could be better, but you at least sent some in Renee.
Thanks.

Hey, in the very last picture you have a very slight look of previous BLOTD; Megan. (In my opinion)

*sighs*

If you'd included better pictures, I'd be championing you until the end of time. You're kinda like me and that makes me feel not so alone.

However....the lack of good pics is a huge downer. I saw your first pic and went "Hell FUCKING YES!!! FINALLY!! A BLOTD THAT LOOKS LIKE ME (stylewise)" and then I was promptly let down by the lack of quality photos.

I'm still going to give you 4 stars, because I really like you. I mean, I really...really...really..REALLY..like you. Just next time, submit the shots that Leni suggested.

myspace phots?

SCENE HAIR....HAWT!

lolz

More pictures, please!

I demand some of your tits.

I think that you have a pretty face, but your style is damaging your natural beauty, because I’m sure that if you remove your makeup you're probably hotter and prettier than some of the other blotd's
here we like to look at ass, tits and legs...where are they?

YOUR GLASSES ARE HIDEOUS

I take back every mean thing I've said about almost every BLOTD I've dissed (some of them are still pretty gross). This brings it to a new level. Shit.

I like that you have a different style than most who post on here. Kinda wish I could evaluate you as a whole but you get a bonus star just for posting. =)

Not enough pics!!!

You're gorgeous .. wish there were more pictures. Damn. Still 5 star'd.

I don't see the boobs you were talking about. Show the boobs.

what the fuck man?

can we veto these myspace chicks before they send in NO GOOD PHOTOS?

fucks sake, it's taking the piss.

What Caitie said....I wanted to so like you. Lack of pictures and lack of picture quality kept me from giving you a 5. You have amazing eyes and your cute, plain and simple.
I'd love to see more photos......Let me rephrase that....I'm dying to see more pictures.

your lips look so nasty esp in the first pic...you look sick or like a cancer patient who just had chemotherapy...so people say you look like Kate Von, and i bet cuz of this, she is your fav celebrity that ud go lezbian for? narcistic as hell...people, including my ex, say that i look like Lima but i dont see it and never would go lesbian for her...she's just so beautiful to look at that i cant even imagine doing anything dirty to her haha (i dont know why i even brought this up)...1st page on page 3: annoying as hell...you do look very annoying overall, though...and you have ugly eyemake up in every pic...you have contacts, obnoxious, heavy eyemakeup and glasses...too much going on in the eye area....i hate people with red hair like yours...my sis did the same shit, which made me hate her...and i am pretty sure when you did that hair, you didnt do it thinking it looks good but cuz you'd look so punk and so cool and so hardcore and look like a nonconformist by standing out.

#33, Caitie, I like that style :) I couldn't give this girl more stars cuz I can't really say anything bout her looks judging from those bad pics. I know if you submittd your pics yours would be MUCH better, so.... why not?
Shame bout not enought pics, cuz many people would rather see a fiesty redhead than another blonde, orange skinned girl.

and #23, lol, nice to hear that ;)

and no, you dont look like Kate Von...just cuz you wear tons of make up, have red hair, and have a style like hers doesnt make you look like her.

33,
i hope you have better eyemake up understanding and dont look dirty like this one...i like that type of style but not when its done in a way just to get attention...so yeah, looking forward to your pix :-)

Worst fucking pictures yet. How are we to judge this shit?

Pointless.

Uhhhh,uhhhhh,uhhhhh,uhhhh I'm scared there's more like her out there.Get a tan for fucks sake. Where's the big mogobos you talk about.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I don't have a grandpa so yeah I would

um, what does that even mean

haha, Nate. If I were to do this BLOtD thing, I would so show at least one photo of me wearing my underwear. :)

Hey, Renee

I think you're cute as hell. I'm a sucker for rock and roll chicks. Keep up the good work.

When IF is a FIFTH,we'll all be drunk.........so just do it already!:-)

not enough pics to make a fair judgement. and from the pics she put up she looks like shes 14.

i like the red hair tho.

Not tonight.. I have plans.. I have a feeling I'm gonna get sexually abused..

Well that sounds sexy? how so???

Pamela...You will never do it. You probably need approval to wipe your butt, so BLOTD would fucking destroy your ass.

We'll see, Richard.. We'll just see.

Yes we will.
I can understand having reservations, but you take even that to a whole -nuva - level.

Why do you hate me so, Richard?

I think everyone on here should submit. We could probably get a sweet rate on group therapy.

Come on Pam, if you do it I'll do it. I wanna see your skinny lil' ass.

i dont know why you people keep encouraging pam to do it...we all know what we will see will be very close to this:

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hahahaha...click clack bones click clack!

Is that a promise, Molly? But if i do this, well, I have plenty haters on here and they would prolly say mean and nasty things just for the fun of it..

D55 - Renee isn't your typical BLOTD...that's how she's like me...I'm not a "scene/emo" gal. I lean more towards rockabilly/psychobilly with a couture edge.

68,
ok, cool...well, you just gotz to submit your pix at this point then.

I'm mullin' it over, d55. I really am. I'm hesitant like Pam....there's a lot of tat haters out there and I have my share. And I have a flat Irish ass. We're talking Lohan level bad...

so what if people hate.....just go suck a random dick, that'll help regain confidence

Seems kinda hot.

No thanks, Nate, I'm not like you :p

fuck you....

ok, well, i am not gonna make you do something...dont do it if you dont feel comfortable...at least, just show us a pic of you to us, though...i really wanna put a face to our lil, regular bastards here.

70,
if you wanna do a blotd to get honest opinion on your looks, submit your pix to me, and i ll tell you honestly whats up haha but by doing blotd, you are pretty much giving all your power away and telling people to rip you apart...if you cant handle it, you shouldnt do it...haha we dont wanna see you in therapy....or do we? see, it's the bastardly spirit sneaking in on me

Hey, Asshole By Nature, when will you be the dude of the day?? Really wanna see ya!!

I'm gonna sumbit my pics after I see how the first dude of the day goes.

Hallery's seen my face though :)

Did she like it, Douche?

I've seen him!! The next Bastardly dude of the day!!

lol she said I should totally do it :)

And this, my friends, is why I hate emos.

claims to big rack but no pics? wtf gives?
tits or gtfo

@ 47...i saw the pic you have on your link, sorry to burst your bubble but you look nothing like lima...i can see how maybe your buck teeth could resemble hers, but even lima's smile is perfect compared to yours...and also you have groucho marx eyebrows, and you look hairy as shit...pretty much you just look nasty, like you stink...in other words you look stoned as shit, which is not attractive by any means and you look like you smell like an asshole...just another hairy, nasty, middle-eastern chick.

as for this chick gtfoutta here.

i love your make-up in the last picture. it really is a shame you didn't submit better pics. you have potential. the hair is nice too.

@85 i think she ( d55) looks good like she has good lips, eyes, nose.. but i just dont why did she choose a pic that looks so retarted? i mean it really looks like shes drunk or stoned.

really pretty

Stupid myspace photos (and not even the slutty kind), stupid comments.

Negative stars?

She's kind of cute, and she's got that look about her that says "I totally love anal - let's go !" I like.

85, 87
hahahahahaha say what you wanna say...it flies right outta my ears...i am gorgeous...thats the end of it :-)

The day this site posts the SJOD "swinging junk of the day".Is the day I turn my computer off & not turn it back on again.No offence ladies but that's just a little to gay for me.

if I worried about what people thought of me, i wouldnt have been with a man that everyone thought was ugly for 3 years...that says something, doesnt it? i love how jealous people just get on and talk shit about me...i get it in real life, too and absolutely love it but see in real life, i see who talks shit...but here, i cant even see the faces of ur pussies, which makes it twice as fun....jealousy, patheticness, nobodies feeling like something...oh god, so many sad girls, so little time...

1) Not enough pics
2) Very small size of pics
3) No body shots

But the truth is, from what I see, I'd bang her...

87,
man, ur someone that clearly knows about me and has been seeing me on the bastardly..look, u registered and the first post u wrote was on here...wtf? ur someone that posts here regularly under a different name.

i speak the truth:
the same shit goes for you, too...i see new names popping outta nowhere and the first person they attack is me...for all i know, u might be pam, omega, or any of the teen girls on here (we r talking 12-16 years olds)...wtf do kids get on here for?! u talk shit about leni, too since she posted her pic here...why r u so jealous of other girls? and i think ur pussy, who cant even show herself, hideous, misreable, pathetic, jealous of every pretty chick on here, balding, nazi whore omega...and god, u went through the trouble of playing with my link? lmfao...yup, ur someone that has been posting here for a long time.

damn, bitches be loving me to create new names and shit just to talk shit about me...the energy people spend on me to make me feel bad about my looks...lmfao...who goes through so much trouble to do that? jealousy people lol...thank u god for blessing me with this beauty...bastardly makes me realize it everyday

leni,
u know who this i speak the truth person is? the fuck is this lil girl's problem? bastardly should ban bitches who r under 21...i wish this was possible.

I'll give u 5 stars..............just for having the BALLS to post these. Can't tell what u even look like

@95,
I definitely agree with you, though you sound extremely conseited from what I can see, it's justifiable 'coz your very gorgeous. I can see the resemblance your ex sees. I'd enjoy more pics :)
where are you from?

hahaha thanks 98...miami, fl...you?

boca raton fl :)

no way!!! thats my hometown...how old ru?

I feel a catfight coming on!!! Meow pft pft. Give em hell d55 you crazy lady. BTW Hetfields a sellout.

102,
no he's not! he's my babydaddy!

24 do you do myspace or facebook?

ah so you probably go to or went to FAU? no myspace but facebook yeah

lol yeah i graduated from FAU last semester

so you have more pics I can see?

haha how about you show me a pic of yourself before i show you more?

my links will not post

eliminate the h t t p or trple w's before you post...ex: bastardly.com

let's try again

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wtf...you look just like this one guy in my english class...haha...yeah, you are very hot

lol thanks, so more pics from you?

haha yeah, gimme your name and I'll add you on facebook

So... I have to confess that I don't get the whole emo thing, but I digress.

I guess some emo guys would find you attractive, but they wouldn't be able to express it anyway, so thats kind of pointless.

Lay off on the eye make up (seriously I have seen drag queens with less make up around their eyes) and it looks as though you cake it on your face as well. Less is more.

On the first photo it looks as though you bite your nails... thats very very bad. Get some fake ones or something.

As for the Kat Von D thing... (I had to google her)... Um... you both have dark hair and wear too much eye make up, but thats about it.

I have noting left other than..... That shit is whacked.

Yeah Nick the thumbs up pose is a real keeper.A couple of the babes are hot.

^ hahaha
113,
i am out now but i'll check later and add you once you give out your name

sorry about that.

Is this a joke? I think it's rad someone outside of the homogeneous cookie cutter mold would send photos in to bastardly. I wish I could see more variety in the types of girls that submit. However, most people regardless of their style would send in the best possible pictures. Especially to this community...

I bet your actually pretty cute without most of the makeup. Add lip gloss too. And where are those "big ones" you proudly mention?

I immediately question any BSOD who makes the "obligatory BSOD mug." If you have to make "sexy face" at the camera, it means you ain't got it naturally. Also, she claims big rack yet fails to provide evidence. Sorry baby. You've been steamrolled.

*correction*

I meant BLOD, not BSOD. BSOD will be a term familiar to fellow IT geeks, and is burned into my psyche from years in a thankless job as a network admin.

Damla, I don't know who 'I speak the truth' is but I think it's the same person as 'Represent You', all I know is he hates me, which is ok with me cuz I don't care bout his opinion. It's bastardly and we both showed out faces so he's got the right to trash us, but whatever, I don't care bout his opinion and I know you don't care too. Oh, and I'm from West Palm Fl, lol.

^ what?!!! you live in West Palm Beach or are from there? you know what this means? that we gotz to hang out sometime in near future!!!

i really cant tell, coz ALL of ur pics are terrible

Damn d55 is fucking hot.

dam and Leni are from the same area? how can get some of the chicks from NY to start drinking some of the water from down there?!?!?!?....fuck that, send me some, id like to be a 100th as hot as Damla OR Leni. cause then id be banging out Ashley Tisdale, Lily Allen, Haylie Duff, and, Emma Watson would be blowning up my cell come her 18th bday.

^
"i come to this site to start shit"

bahahahahah I rest my fucking case...how low of a life are you to come to a site during your work and spend it on me? bitch puhlease, you make me feel so special ;-)

i dont know how they let you have a job when you cant even fucking read...i never claimed i look like lima...bitch, get back to work...ur probably a fucking janitor at wal-mart...i cant believe i spent my time to reply to a low class fuck like you whose only source of fun is starting shit with hot chicks on a website during his 2 minute break? LMFAO...ur probably someone i wouldnt even say hi to in real life...so i am done with you

Kat Von D is overrated and pathetic. And so are you.