Bastardly Lady of the Day - Gabrielle
Friday, March 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Hey, I'm Gabrielle. I just turned eighteen, and I am half Persian and half Italian. I figured, hey why not... I can take your comments (but probably not with a straight face)... so bring em' on!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Taylor Cole. She's not very mainstream, but she was on the WB series Summerland. She kind of looks like Megan Fox but but has a more friendlier face. She's beautiful! Google her, I promise you won't be disappointed.
Do you like your boobs?
This might sound weird, but they're still growing. Now I know what it feels like to be Lindsay Lohan... you know, being completely flat beforehand. It's awesome, I'm just thankful I have some kind of boobage.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No thanks... I'm an over analyzer. What if the man has stds? Or his penis is bent? I don't think I could handle that potentially horrific experience.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Haha, trust me, girls love it when you tell them they resemble an attractive celebrity. My current boyfriend had me at, "Hey Gabs, you look like that Victoria's Secret Isabel chick."
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
It surprises me that Noreen is not some kind of model. She is breathtaking!
What makes you Bastardly?
I can make the best, mouthwatering, succulent, rich lasagna of all time; no joke. If only you were lucky enough to try it...
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HOLY TACO batman............. girl your FINE
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Good BLOD material
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18? Good Lord.
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Refreshing......
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nice...finally...some girls can still think and write !
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Cute, nice boobies.
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FINALLY!!!! A WINNER. 5 stars for being hot...nothing else matters.
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Totally....I actually had to read! She get three points just for going beyond yes and no.
Kind of got a Jamie-Lynn Sigler / Kellie Martin thing going. Nose it is a bit puggish, but can we really be picky anymore. Yesterday we had skeletor.
You're a cutie. I definitely by you drink, but I'd have you at, "Hey want to go home and play Sopornos?"
Can you really ride that four wheeler? Cause it would be tough to change gears with flip flops.
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5 stars.
Cool attitude, hot. What BLOD is all about. Your lasagna seems tasty but personally, I like Pasta and Pomodoro. :) lol
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Nice answers. Very pretty. Nice figure. Nice attitude.
Cool.
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WTH!?! A smokin' hot BLOTD?
Best BLOTD by far...
5 *'s
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Very nice and breasts look round and juicy. But we need to see legs and ass as well.
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Hooray for you. After yesterday's debacle, you truly are a breath of fresh air.
5 *'s (when the stupid fucking widget is working)
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"half Persian and half Italian"
i guarentee you that this chick has an incredibly hairy muff
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Two thumbs up.
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Beautiful.
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Pretty girl, where's the ass shots.
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"i guarentee you that this chick has an incredibly hairy muff"
and.....This is the attitude the comes with watching way too much porn.
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Attention potential BLOTD candidates:
Notice how well things are going for this young lady? She isn't even being skewered for the lack of body shots... why? Probably because we do not know what her bathroom looks like or have any overhead, arm's length camera phone shots!
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Better than the ano chick yesterday.
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This one looks promising.
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Very nice...great answers...
And I'm sure your lasagna is succulent...and by lasagna I mean pussy...
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Beautiful, great answers, 5/5.
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LOL...the first shot is priceless!
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Next door girl...
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Bravo Gabs, Bravo
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youre sorta cute in some shots...
having said that i like your answers.
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Average to cute looks, doesn't look like Isabel Goulart. But her personality is SO adorable. Her personality reminds me a little of my sister's who is also 18. Really cute and sweet. She's my favorite BLOTD we've had in recent weeks. Oh and she's got an amazing smile and great teeth. I would suggest starting on an preventive skincare regimen and regular application of an SPF30 or higher, because it does look like she tans (she might benefit from tanning just a little bit less), and when she smiles, I do see a couple more lines than I normally see with 18 year old girls, but since she's really young, she'll be able to easily turn that around. I'm not saying that as a criticism. I want to help and I think she's got potential and seems like a sweet heart. I gave her four stars! :-)
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Definately cute. BTW, persian come from Afganistan and Tajikstan as well. you gotta stop trying to pigeon hole people or try to sound smart or both. A peoples history supercedes current borders.
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Best BLOTD of 2008 and and probably 07 too.
good answers, nice pics, no stupid self taken pics or stupid pouting lips or pulling dumb faces.
a very strong 4*. with one or two ass shots, would of been a definite 5*
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now THATS a winner - 5/5 bella - id give you extra for that exotic mix!
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nice boobies...i really like your answers...first pic is totally deceiving of whats about to come next...nothing special in the rest of the pix....your bf lied about you looking like that VS model and clearly it worked
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oh my goodness!! this girl has a personality! keep it up, YOU are absolutely breathtaking!
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I have to agree with 34 & 36, overall not bad, but no where near hot enough to get 5* without at least one swimsuit type shot and at least one backside attack. Maybe Noreen or Nadya could, but your not THAT cute, now go take more pics and don't forget the spf50.
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Good answers, shame about the man-face.
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Pretty smile, very cute girl. Good answers. Only one thing though, there is no way your lasagna recipe could be better than mine.
4 stars and good job!
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Bonus stars for not including the bathroom mirror pic which has become strangely standard as of late. But don't be afraid to include more pictures where you don't have to crop your friends out or just include them. Of course if they are attractive, people will ask about them. And by people, I mean me of course.
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very pretty. in some of the pics her face actually looks liek Isla Fischers.
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nothing special, looks like she's going to age VERY badly
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she has some good IQ and of course looks
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she has some good IQ and of course looks
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I would agree with everyone, her answers were definitely refreshing. But aside from the first pic, she looks completely average, and maybe even a bit chunky.
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Show us your ass! Show us your pussy! Show us something! If I want to look at an average white girl all I have to do is turn to my right! Fuck!
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she definitely seems like a fun girl (and petite, like me!) so i gave her 4*'s. i wish we had more body shots to go by...or at least torso shots.
nice bewbies ma'am!
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Total hotness, It's the first time I've been envious of a seat on a four-wheeler.
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All of these BLOTD's are so full of shit. They would totally toss grandpa salad for 3 mil. They'd beg to get t-bagged by those wrinkly, saggy beanbags for that kind of dough. Hell, even I would. And man junk is like kryptonite to me. I am partial to the vagine. Quit lying, bitches.
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Just one more thing.....I kept thinking this all day as I checked back....Rachel Ray....This is going to be someone's fat italian Grandmother someday so enjoy before she starts hitting the pasta hardcore!
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fuck missed the fact she said NO to the 3 million dollar question...thats an extra star knocked off for BS....i get the STD part, like i always say, id fuck anyone STD clean for 3 mil.
but, beyond that, yeah, minus 1 star for BS...but since i voted already, i cant change it.
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Iranian/Italian, very nice mix. I love her!
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I'm in the twilight zone
the majority of you are saying that she's hot, pretty...lol
I've met so many girls looking like that...there's nothing special and exotic about her, she has 4 stars, lol
I give her 3 stars because she seems like a nice girl, because her looks are 2 stars
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Awesome. Best in a long time.
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Hot!!!
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The Ottoman Empire rules!!
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Intellect, personality, and beauty.
Congrats, you are a triple threat!!!!!!!!!!
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Almost triple threat......A bent penis is not that scary....On the cusp though.
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64,
The Ottoman Empire? Turkey was the Ottoman Empire before it became Turkey...we used to own almost the entire world haha what a shame...anyways so The Ottoman Empire has nothing to do with Iran
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Ladies and gentlemen we have A WINNER!
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she's hot, plus you got to give the girl props for having the balls go after BLOD Amber
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HOT DAMN!!!!! 4 stars......hairy muff or not!!!!!
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You look OK so I gave you 3 stars.
But bitch puhleeeeeze, do NOT EVER think you're anywhere near VS material.
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Pretty girl :]
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Lookin' good!
/4 *'s
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i'll give you 4 stars... you might've got five if the other pics matched up to pic 1. that pic is hot!!!
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really cute and nice answers! great taste with the taylor cole tip- she is hot!
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She's cute and all, but compared to the ano chick Amber, not so much! I mean, I had an orgasm lookin at her!! Amber is the Bastardly lady of tommorow and the future, not just Bastardly, she IS the lady of the future, while this chick is the Bastardly Lady of yesterday and the past!! hehe, just wanted to say that..
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Definetly better looking then the rest of the skags I've seen so far.. You got it. Never voted before but I will this time. Sure like to taste your lasagna. We could make some tacos after, I'll provide the meat you get the rest.
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5 stars for nice tits, nice face, nice answers, and the name of my girl.
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If I drew a face on my ass, I'd look just like you...
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more cute than beautiful, I think you look amazing in person, **** from me :)
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@Pamela and Cherrypie22
who is the this Amber BLOTD, I don't remember seeing that one.
Was she a recent one?
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At last.... an awesome BLOD!
I really like your smile and eyes, and your answers sounds like your a really sweet girl. You kind of remind me of a younger Amanda Peet.
So its 4 stars from me... actually make that 4.5 (you get a bonus .5 for being able to ride a motorbike) :)
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I wonder what type of lasagna she makes....spinach, eggplant, meat, vegetable?
She's cute, but she doesn't compare to my favorite BLOTD...I just can't remember her name....
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^Emily?
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^ No, that's not the one.
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Cute, and nice tits
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ewww what an ugly hoooo
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@ Ace - Was it that funny looking blond chick with the big boobs? I can't remember her name either.
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Your huge nose and sweet tits save the day. Better pics next time ok? Best of the week but that not saying much.
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@ Miss Fuentes - Funny looking she was not, she was gorgeous and she mentioned something about laetitia casta having the best curves ever. I totally agree - she is my favorite VS model and the current girls do not compare to her.
Hey, are you related to Daisy?
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Hmmm, I´m not really into the face, but not that bad. Rating: 4.5 out of 10
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Not bad & a 4.5?!
Dude...
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@ Ace - No, no relation to Daisy.
Laetitia Casta was the best VS model ever, although some crazy people might call her fat, I don't think so at all. I also like her teeth, even though they aren't perfect. Sometimes people's flaws make them more interesting.
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Starting with 4 stars...
-1 for the overly tanned #2 picture
+2 for being good looking
-1 for looking like 'my daddys rich'
-1 for giving the dumbest answer about the grandpa...if he has STD's so what...they are probably 40 year old STD's...those ones are safe.
+1 for sounding like you screw on the first date
overall 3 stars.
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@ Jacqueline - Wow, you have such a beautiful name. You should thank your parents everyday for it! If that is your real name of course..
I think it's sad that people would call her fat by today's standards. I think she is about 5' 7" and in her prime she was about 120 -125 lbs, which is perfect in my eyes. I patiently await the day when curves will be back in fashion.
There is a whole generation of young men who think a rail thin woman with big fake boobs is the standard for a beautiful woman, which is disturbing. It just goes to show you how much the media can have an impact on people.
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@ Ace - Thanks for the compliment about my name.
You have great taste in women, and their shoes. Not to mention the fact that you are charming and polite. It's actually really fun to post messages with you. I am sure I am not the only one who thinks so. All guys should take a lesson from you.
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@ Jacqueline - Thank you for the compliments.
I really like posting with you too!
My mother taught me to be polite and how to respect other people. She really has impacted my life for the best. It's probably why I respect women so much and find them so intriguing.
Oh, I almost forget to tell you that I totally agree about what you said about Laetitia's teeth. They are unique, but I do like them. It's funny how someone can have an insecurity about a specific body part, but someone else may find that insecurity their best quality.
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can i be BLOTD check me out www.supermodels.com/adrianaestrella
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damn adriana ur hot... i think im gonna have an early morning masturbation.
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im gonna have gabrielle as my appetizer and this adriana as my main dish.
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@ 101 you don't need to ask to be BLOTD, just go for it! you look hot. your gonna have to submit some normal pics though, not just loads of that photoshopped BS
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hey adriana send ur candid pics wanna see if u still look that amazing in normal photos, u look like a VS model though.
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101,
all your pix are photoshopped...we dont want that shit...submit candids
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this is ridiculous, whoever posted these pictures is a stalking physco, shes from hawaiian and persian and went to my high school and definitely did not fill out that interview and oh btw she's not 18 yet
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