Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vanessa
Posted on Friday, April 7th, 2006 @ 10:30am by Jackson

Vanessa writes:
I'm not here to tell you I "look" like Adriana Lima or any other celebs. I'm open to all comments even marriage proposals! LOL!
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
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Ok, Im going to start this out RIGHT.... SHE IS HOTT!! I know some of you are going to tear this HOTTIE apart due to her "Pleather tan", HOWEVER, SHE IS HOT GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!
H-O-T. =O
best lady of the day ive seen yet.
fuck, LOL Iceman called dibs 1st!!! well u know what they say, "Never the bride, always the bridesmaid"...wait, but im a guy, well, i guess that dont make sence....shit i am real off today...
PS i shouldve put AT LEAST before that 5 or 6 times daily...
As for the make up, I have no preference either way, i think that some chicks can pull it off and not look trashy and most cant, Vanessa is one of those who CAN, i personally think that it looks good, Bravo Vanessa, Bravo!!
Is she of legal age? If so, I'd like to see some clevage. But I do like what I see, pretty hot.
I like the last pic the best, makes me feel like I got a shot.
LOL PHIL!! In your case, it would be, allways the Best man, Never THE MAN!!!
Its okay Phil, I have a question for your, " Will you be my best man?"
Dave - I AGREE, BEST YET
With Lisa S, a right behind....
OK guys - but I bet it ain't pretty in the morning.
Senin, dont be so sure.... But i will let you know tomorrow....
Only for you Phil, Only for you.... You know, you may be in luck, In Yugoslavia, custom tradition is for the best man to tag the bride before the groom does....
WOW!!! She is gorgeous... WE NEED MORE PICTURES OF THIS HOTTIE!!
wow, i never heard that, now THAT is some crazy shit. i wonder how many marriages are "eloped" in Yuko. Sounds like some weird take off of the Feudal System.
Iceman - don't forget the condom...
bobo, Joizy trash is the best kinda out there ;-)
she is beautiful and cute. i like especially the third picture (nice hair)!
the question is she from brazil or just where a brazil t-shirt?
well anyway, two thumbs up. :)
where = wears
stupid typo
Oh shit...am i blind? fuck, i think i am, and i was wondering why there were fucking bumps all over the letters on my keyboard...i wish someone wouldve told me...guess i should rip up my pilots license...
wow, sure seems as if there is ALOT of Female Hating going on throughout this thread....
id like to see a Bastardly Lady Of The Day that EVERYONE likes. wouldnt you? we came close with this one. oh well
*sigh* thanks steph and lilysprite
I second that Dave
Lana - "If she didn’t wear all that crap, then she would a very pretty girl."
So are you saying that because she wears things that are different, or not your style, she is not pretty?? Otherwise if she dressed, ummm, like you, she would be pretty.
That seems rather, shallow to me. Like saying that because she has something on she’s not pretty, but that if she didn’t she would be. So pretty is what you wear and not what you look like? or who you are?
Just trying to understand this statement.
Personally to me, just sounds like an excuse, something to find in order to say “shes not pretty�. You couldn’t say she has a big nose, or has a crater face, or is a bleach blonde, so it turned to what she has on, or because her eye liner is not like yours. Please Lana, School us all in what “pretty� is, and send in your photos for BLOTD.
This obviously has been a long week because all of you who thinks she is hot need to punch out and go sit at the bar and have a few drinks and stare at the cute bartenders ass. This girl...and I mean girl, is trying to be hot, but is trying way too hard. She is cute, maybe. But who can tell with all of that shit on her face. The whole raccoon look just kills it for me. Now when A. Lima does her eyes like that...that is hot!
lilyspryte -
the feeling is mutual - Love your posts, and just like going back and forth with everyone, gettin people going.... ITS NEAT! Its okay, i understand and give props for your knowledge of your self and appearance. better than saying "I'm so hot, Look at me" ....
Ya know?
OK - this is completely off subject, but my friend just sent this to my MSN massagers, thought that i would share it with all of you, I think its funny as hell....
Kyle says:
Some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs
i think this thread has set a 0-70 post time record
everyone is so fired up about this chick
her head just grew like the grinch's heart
Iceman, I like Kyle, he's funny :)
yeah man, 70 posts, now 71 if im quick enough, in 76 minutes COULD be some sort of record.....
"Some people are like slinkies…not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs"
I got Dibs On Kristin Cavalari.
F-Bomber
"How about blaming the celebrities who are dressing this way? Not a perfect arguement I know, blame goes to both sides. Just a different opinion."
?? Are you being sarcastic or are you F'in serious?? Lets try this one, I know its far fetched, but bare with me; How about instead of putting the blame on EVERYONE else, we look back at who SHOULD have control of this, THE LAZY ASS PARENTS!! If your "too fast from your crack" to be a parent so you just use the Tele as a babysitter, then turn around an blame on what they are watching on TV, isn’t that a little bit Hypocritical?? I mean, i know I’m going out on a limb here, but its kind of like blaming McDonalds for making you fat!! Get it together people, stop blaming everyone else for the issues that YOU cause, that affect YOU, that are a direct effect from YOU actions, or lack there of....
Oh yeah, its “argument�!
and yet another one from Kyle...
Kyle says:
kinda like the whole "you cant have manslaughter without laughter"
Iceman, I agree, it's all about the lazy parents........... I, by the way, have a toddler angel who speaks German, French and English and she already minds her manners (to the best of a toddler's ability). I think I come here to get away from mommy mode when I am at work, because I play the role up BIG. I am super involved with her school and she is already in dance classes, and I am basically constantly hovering over her because I think she is so great. It's like I get a chance to be just lily instead of Super Mom when I come post during the day at work. It's refreshing to be able to cuss and say negative things here because I certainly do not say them in front of her. :)
On a different note, about slinkies, I TOTALLY have dibs on Paris Hilton, before anyone else says it. I would love to watch her boney ass snap a million times going down the longest, most steep set of stairs in the world.
She's pretty,even with the wierd tan.
Well lily - DOUBLE BRAVO!!! That is what is "lacking" in society today! People are so busy, i am for sure, but just because you don’t have the time, or in most cases, take the time to devote to raising your kids, doesn’t mean that your no longer responsible and that the blame lays with someone else. Instead just plopping them down in front of the tele for hours on end try reading, talking, helping playing..... I know, I’m out there on this one, but hey, its just a knew concept that MAY just work..... I’m telling you, we should just require and IQ test to procreate, its a vicious cycle, the dupid people spawning with other dupid people, plaguing the worlds population.
You would know what hit you when I punch you in the face with my purple headed yogurt slinger. That kind of pain would come with some juicy jizz, feelin like a 500 lb slug just blasted your grill and slowly slides down your ugly little cancerous face. Now THAT would be a facial. I tend to think that bitches like this would pay big bucks for that sort of thing I mean its not too far off from a seaweed wrap and i KNOW she would enjoy it like the helpless rape victim in training that she is. Now hunny, sweety, go to the tan booth, set that fucker on extreme UV, get cancer, and die already.
1. donkey punch
2. day spa
3. cancer
4. the world is a better place
I do! LOL, I was thinking maybe we could build a set of stairs on to the side of the tallest building in the world just for our bastardly deeds. And as for the IQ test, HELL YES!! I would vote for Saddam "fucking crazy idiot" Hussein to be president of the US if he made IQ testing mandatory in order to birth children (a bit rash I know, but it gets the point of my enthusiasm across). As Harvey Danger sang it in Flagpole Sitta:
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
Lilyspryte for President!
Lilspryte for gangrape!
Someone respond to Crack's post for me, I just can't do it..............
why bother, lily...he's just lookin for a reaction...
Dave, you're right, and that's good enough for me
We should start a "Who would you push down the stairs" post
Whaddaya think Bastardly Writers?
Dave, how about we line up other pop singers randomly down the stairs and Mariah can collect them as she tumbles, kind of like a snowball effect. And then at the bottom we can have white rappers lined up like bowling pins and the pop singing snowball can plow them all over and knock out about 1,000 birds with one stone, or should I say shove? :)
dirty,common and gross.
Dave, Lilspryte, & senin, you piles of waste are BORING. PGita are you saying that i am jailbait? I'll have you know that i am over the age of consent you dirty dirty lil pervert. You people have nothing original to say, if you want to have heart warming little giggles go to the disney blog. I hope you four trip over some herpes and land in a trailer home. Take your Camaro to the store, get some everclear and drink the whole bottle, please.
Crack DOES make me fast... makin moves baby, makin moves.
Better to be boring than an ASSHOLE.
didnt really get the "trip over herpes ad land in a traler home" insult...but what ever floats your boat dude.
What's wrong with her left eye in the first picture...it looks fake and creepy.
fake and creepy? glass eye maybe? thatd be kinda kinky haha
It looks like a glass eye...even in the other pictures. Weird.
Crack makes me fast
is that you Whitney
clean your fucking bathroom up
NOT Whitney, ITS BOBBY!!!! com'on couldn’t you tell by the complete lack of class, tact, relevance and intellectual thought process???
those things don't really preclude it being whitney iceman
If they made me take an I.Q. test to procreate I would blow that fuckin test away. Don't you realize that because Crack makes you Fast you can read more, think more, do more? That idea is preposterous anyways in a democratic society. It might fly somewhere like China but they already have restrictions on birth. Although I think we may be heading there under George Bush's imperialism.
I think we should weed out the boring, dim witted, never-anything-more-than-average twits that are posting about me. Someone should have forced a red-hot iron into your mothers cunts and cauterized that wound to society.
BTW, my bathroom looks that way because the fucking wetbacks never showed up this morning to clean up and I was out makin moves.
Whitney and Bobby give Crack a bad name.
"george bush's imerialism"
oh that's not boring
Who would I push down the stairs?
It's a toss up between Paris Hilton, Sharon Stone & Star Jones
I would push, Crack makes you Fast, Down the stairs..... go down, pick up his cracked out sorry excuse for human flesh, take it to the top, and throw it down again....
You could never catch the Crack!
I like this idea of who we would push down the stairs, keep 'em comin'!
At least you're not saying Meth makes you fast. God forbid anybody here ever starts taking that.
why, cause she did meth?
Very cute, but go easy on eye make-up, too much makes you look cheap.
Iceman,
“How about blaming the celebrities who are dressing this way? Not a perfect arguement I know, blame goes to both sides. Just a different opinion.�
?? Are you being sarcastic or are you F’in serious??
Well, I was being serious. But I was only pointing out that all of the blame can't be placed on men and a lack of "decent father figures" as someone else had said. The blame belongs in many places.
'Oh yeah, its “argument�!'
Lol I sure as hell wasn't expecting a spelling lesson from you or anyone else on this site. I'll try and do better and live up to the high standards of grammar that you set for us all.
who gives a shit
how bout we throw everyone trying to place blame down the stairs
that should solve some problems
If you don't give a shit, quit fucking posting! That should solve it.
She has the potential to be really hot once her black eyes heal! She must have been in the hospital for having the hell beat out of her because she has iodine all over her body! I hate when bitches mess with the contrast and do alot of photoshop "softening" to make themselves look better. I would fuck her in the pooper! I think she'd dig it! Until then...please review this:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
I forgot to add that AFTER I fucked her in the pooper...I'd knock her out of my bed onto the hard wood floor next to my bed thus leaving her a choice of staying there (with no blanket or pillow) or swallowing the small amount of pride she has left and getting the fuck out of my house.
I'm pretty sure something would rub off of her if she remained in my bed (makeup, iodine or bronzing lotion) that would stain my sheets more then the cum and shit stains from the pooper slamming she just endured! If you impersonate a ho then you get treated like one honey!
OH SNAP!!
Makin Moves...
average, mianstream chick:
pursed trout lips (pink lip gloss of course).
fake tan
deer cought in the headlight look on the eyes
over plucked eyebrows
over treated hair (strightened or curled)
boring main streamclothes
boring poses
she looks just like any other cool girl in high shcool.
newsflash: the popular girls grow up, get wrinkled, have 5 kids, get fat, and they dont even have the brain cells to make up for the lack of looks anymore.
Good luck Venressa,
I'll tell ya right now, I'm too lazy to read 126 comments before I post. She's a cute enough girl but SWEET MOTHER OF GOD enough with the overtanning, girls. Just because you can have chemical peels and facelifts and botox later does NOT mean you should do that to your skin. Check out www.awfulplasticsurgery.com and you can see how easy it is for cosmetic surgery to go horribly wrong. Instead of assuming you can fix it later, just stop fucking up your skin NOW. There's no such thing as a "healthy tan" either...any dermatologist will tell you that when your skin tans, it's a sign of damage. If it's a spray-on tan, okay...not a look I personally like, but at least I think it's harmless. Fuck, look at Sarah Jessica Parker's skin. She's said she regrets having tanned so much when she was young.
Holy crap!
127 posts?
Man, are people ACTUALLY visiting this website?
She has too much make-up and looks like that girl in the first auditions of American Idol who sang like shit and then brought her mother in.
She is cute in the last pic, the first 3 pics, not so much. New Joizey trash fo sho.
Seriously... so when are we going to find out her myspace or whatever so we can go buy whatever good and services this young lady has to offer, well, that is besides black and BLONDE hair... right?
Iceman you a fucking hypocrite send your picture in.
f-bomber i give a shit about funny stuff
not the "oh what is happening to america" stuff
it is a waste of time
bottom line
things are better now than they ever have been in the history of the world
holy fucking shit. that's the most comments for a post yet. this chick is trying too hard to be a barbie doll. the thing that guys don't understand is that true beauty is natural beauty, and this girl is fake as hell. sure she's pretty after taking three hours to get ready in the morning...
Just another MySpace whore with cake on make-up, Eg Forbidden...
If you look past all the poor makeup job, she has a butt ugly face. No cheek bones, fat deposits in the cheeks, high forehead, badly proportioned lips. You need to look past the fact she looks like she'll sleep with you for two cents.
iceman! all i was saying was the ammount of make-up she has on was OVERCROWDING her face. And it was unneccesary to wear all that crap, cuz she would be much prettier if she didnt.. I wasn't trying 2 incite anything! lol i think ur over analyzing a tab bit!
she looks filthy. this dirty whore probably has herpes, aids, clamydia, ass warts, and all other sorts of nasty shit. shes the sort of whore whos only truly happy when she has a dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth.
BIG ASS NOSE!!!! 'Nuf said. I hate it when girls try to sexy and aren't. Sorry, don't understand this one.
Just another Adrianna Lima wannabe...
She is a weird looking right eye in the first picture. I bet for real without makeup and overlights she is uuuuuggggglllllllllyyyyyyyyy. Sry girl.
Hot, but I'd double bag it.
She's hot! Good job to you parents. You've got my hottest lady of the day vote too. If you pick up a magazine, that's exactly the look that's in (light lipstick, dramatic eyes...a little too dramatic on the first pic tough that's why her eye looks freaky) and it actually DOES look good on her. Is she brazilian? No surprise. That's where all the hotties come from.
She aight. Too young looking though. She definitely a good look for R. Kelley.
She's very cute.
CRack makes me fast--- You are sick, funny but fucking sick man!
This is straight up ridiculous.I'm a girl and I think she's sexy as hell.Exotic at it's best.I'd submit my photo but I think I have nothing on her.Stop hating!
Once again...why do pretty girls INSIST on hiding pretty eyes with eyeliner that looks like it was applied by a Shapie? Sharpies are for autographs, kids...NOT cosmetics.
She's got a good look, but she needs implants so she can graduate from being a wanna-be skank to the real thing.
she look like a huge ass slut and the only reason that you maybe like is she looks easey target pretty no and breatful hell fuck no she looks like tramp a slut and for people think she pretty you have problems
Extreme angles do not a hot girl make.
Well I finally did it! I sent Bastardly my pics and hopefully they will make me LAdy of the Day so ya'll can rip me apart!
She's SCARY!!!
Ugly!
Musharica... good luck :-) I think it's all in how a girl presents herself that determines how she's "responded" to. No way I'm putting my face up there... these guys seem to expect a model... and a model I most certainly am NOT
even if the most beautiful GIRL in the world put up her pictures on this site there will still be people talking shit about her! lol.. oh yeah and i just thought of this.. why not have the bastardly man/guy of the day!??!?! us girls need 2 feast our eyes on some hot hot hot HOT guys! lol
i think she's very pretty..but she needs to tone her eye make up down a bit.
Haha Moe you should star the male of the day post.LMFAO!
I think the fourth pic is actually the best! in the third, she looks like she's about to crawl out of the screen to eat my flesh. its mostly just the horrible lighting and low camera quality combined with her (way too heavy) makeup, not her actual appearance.
the "pleather" tan description is actually pretty accurate. besides that, she's pretty, but there is no contest between her and adriana lima.
i think it would be hotter if she were actualy eating flesh
like some sort of hot sex zombie
thx Violet. I AGREE WE DO NEED A MAN OF THE DAY BECAUSE I WANT TO PICK APART AT ALL THE GUYS THAT TALK ALOT OF SHIT ABOUT THESE GIRLS!!!!!!!!! lets do it
She looks like a fish. Nasty.
THe first pic i saw of her, i just thought she wasn't a very good looking chick and had to wear a lot of makeup, but the 2nd and the last pic she looks the best I think. Wearing a lot of makeup is for girls who have to
She said she doesn't look like Adriana Lima or any other celeb...why is everyone comparing her to Lima? I still think she's hot.
I think Vanessa's pretty. And she seems kind of real.
Yup, she's pretty hot.
[...] Vanessa caused quite a stir the last time around that she wanted appease her fanbase here with some “no make-up” pictures. Still looking good to me…no complaints here. [...]
hmmm...i guess she's pretty. but she doesn't need all that makeup. still, she's a cute girl.
it's not fair to compare average people to adriana lima. adriana is a goddess to me. i'm a wannabe model, and she's my idol. but it's just not fair to compare this girl to adriana. vanessa (that's her name, right?) is a lot prettier than most of the girls who send in pictures. she's a breath of fresh air, but she's not a model, so don't compare her to models.
She is gorgeous ... is she brazilian like Adriana Lima ... I like the Brazil t-shirt in the first pic! The brazilian women are very beautiful ... they have an exotic and unique beauty.
She's very pretty but a little less make up. Looove her hair
she's got cheeks
shes not that pretty at all...
shes kindof cute..
its ok thou, beauty fades anyway
[...] Meet Vanessa, Former Bastardly Lady of the Day [...]
She is pretty no doubt bout that but i agree make up mus go cus on d1st pic she sent w/o make-up she luks really pretty n d black eyeliner thing does luk hot on some girls but she does hav2much on!
Wats up with the kissy face?
Eww. Sandblast off some of that make up and get a nose job then we'll talk.
she is pretty but tooooo made up.
BTW - Vanessa, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I love the look on that guys face.
wow Phillip aims to please...
Thank you z0x for that tactful insight.
looks like New Joizey trash!!!!! her face looks dirty
Phil - In that case, In Yuko, you really wouldn’t mind the whole, " always a best man, never the groom" scenario. Right??
Fuck, I wouldnt. In fact, thats a good idea, I think im going to move....
Let me tell you this Ice, id have a SHIT LOAD more Male Friends than i do now.
man, thats a sweet revenge for any of your male friends that EVER Cockblocked you in the past...
i would love to see without makeup.
what's so fucking hot about her?
r u assholes blind?
You know, why do parents bother giving their children pretty, decent names if the majority of girls will grow up to be trendy, crappy, idiot airhead, cookie cutter, Abercrombie and Fitch fucking lifeless, brainless, witless wastes of space. Instead of naming our little girls pretty names like Sandra, Grace, Madeline, or VANESSA, we should all just revert to calling them Harlot. That would help get rid of the false hopes and dreams of the parents, and it would eliminate any questions in young boys' AND grown men's minds of whether the girl is easy or not. I am a conflict theorist sociologist, and I think that the portrayal of trendy garbage that sprays every inch of the country is holding women AND men back from being modest, selfless, respected individuals with their own thoughts and ideas. I should go into poverty ridden exile like Karl Marx. At least then I wouldn't be subjected to this constant projectile vomit that is "pretty", "sexy", and "trendy".
Her parents should ground her and take away her camera and make up.
I am done ranting........ for now.......
dun dun DUUUUUUUUN!
Post 34 is for StepH!!
lilyspryte - you should have just posted the typical, "Its not on the out side that counts, its whats inside.", thats basicly what you said, just with bigger words, but the same general idea, So to this, i will say the typical, " Thats just something that fat, ugly people say."
I think that about sums it up...
"Thats just something that fat, ugly people say."
hahahaha too funny!
can i also add, i wouldnt want to be the BLOTD that follows Vanessa...who ever that might be tomorrow, EASILY has one of the biggest set of Metaphoric balls ive ever seen.
i think there should be a rule. no excessive ranting from you, unless youve been subjected to lady of the day. ...this way, we can see where your argument is stemming from. =) simple eh?
right on lily, understandable. your one of the ones i dont mind hearing rants from actually. some of the girls (and guys) ranting here can be a lil, one sided.
Go PHIL!!! GIT-R-DUN
hawt diggidy
lil, about PH - I choose the stairs on Ace Ventura - The second one, i forgot what its called, but im sure you know what im talkin about.
2 words.
T
Rash
Let's throw another word in for good measure
Jailbait
lets push......Adriana Lima =O im kidding im kidding!
how bout mariah carey...bet she could get some good momentum down the stairs.
Okay Lil
Crack: put down the pipe and back away from the keyboard. Crack might make some people fast but it just makes you nasty.
And yet, Crack has further proven my point that IQ testing for procreation IS A MUST... We must stop this injustice to our world and develop a cure to this virus that is spreading like a wild fire.... THAT CURE IS IQ TESTING!!!
Now THAT'S a BLOTD!!!
I'd drink her bathwater....
YUM!!!!!
yeah, thats true.... Maybe its both of them all strung out... 4 days into the tweak...
lol
p.s: we should push Candice Cameron aka DJ Tanner down the stairs.
and too much eye make up by the way
I think she's really pretty and I'm a girl! She should send a couple more pics, w/out so much make up because I really think she would look prettier with less.
lol oops i meant 2 write "tad" not "tab"
She have a weird looking right eye in the first picture. I bet for real without makeup and overlights she is uuuuuggggglllllllllyyyyyyyyy. Sry girl.
And Jen wtf are you talking about?Can't you read bitch?She never said she looked like A. Lima.
she looks different in the 2nd and fourth pic. she looks ugly in them two. in the first and third pic she looks pretty, but im sure without make up shes a horror.
Damn, now I've seen it all. A white ganguro.
i say don't compare her because there's no contest, just to clear things up :)
i guess that makeup look is in now
i prefer a more natural look
but not bad vanessa
that bitch is hot :)
Hey Ice, that means i get to strip off the garter right? shit, i think id be ok with that, cant promise my finger wont slip up a little further than it was supposed to, but, hey, id be by "mistake" so im sure itd be ok... ;-)
No, I bet shes clean...
True that PHIL... its like, "Cockblock me once and I'll fuck your soon to be wife, BITCH!"
Step - I think the question would be on you, "What is NOT hot about her, She is tan (Im from So Cal, and love a good tan), She has BIG BEAUTIFUL eyes, Pouty lips that look like they need a good kiss, beautiful long hair, and from what i can tell in the pictures, she seems to have a nice, fit, tone body.... So does that lay it out for you.
Now for you, What is NOT hot about her?
lilyspryte, the question I pose to you is, wy do you sbuject yourself to this "constant projectile vomit" ? You know what this site is about and what you're gonna find here. Are you trying to change our minds about what is sexy? Not trying to be a dick, just curious.
i was gonna respond to what Lana said...but i realized...she isnt the last one, you know theres gonna loads of people ragging on this chick all day. might as well let it be....
I'd give her a 9, would like to see a picture without clothes, I mean, makeup.
Might make her a 10.
Dirty little bitch, you belong on some .xxx site 1. making produce disappear. AHHH PLEATHERFACE!
This chick is hot. You can email me anytime honey, u wouldn't know what hit you. Fear the penguin!!
i like your style lily haha
Just keep telling yourself that Crack makes you Fast. Just keep telling yourself that!
She has no upper lip whatsoever. If she doesnt purse her lips like a fish it looks like she has one fat lips and thats all. She not ugly but she's all make up for sure.
awww shes adorable. as for a marriage proposal....that depends, do u like shaved headed guys with goatees who is obsessed with giving face? any women im gonna marry is gonna have to be open to getting face 5 or 6 times daily....
She's very cute, lose that horrible lipstick though. "Nude" lipstick is generally ugly.
If it was past 9pm when she posted this, it was past her bedtime................
I've known that to happen here...not that it's accepted or anything, which would be cool.
WOW Lil! Any thought on how to get rid of all the terrorist bastards? You are on a roll...
iceman that reminded me of liar liar
far and away jim carey's best movie
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
Iceman, sorry if I hit a nerve with my verbal blah blah blah hooplah. Your posts are usually make me have a good laugh or two.
And Iceman and Dave............ if I wake up one morning feeling extremely bold AND hoping for the equivalent of a cyber-rip humiliation death wish, THEN I will post myself as lady of the day. I know what I look like, and though I am not ugly by any means, I don't fit the Bastardly stereotype of hot, so I will pass for now. :)
all that comming from a person whos name is ,"Crack makes you Fast"
??
and also in the third picture her nose looks so weird. One side looks different than the other
omg... the EPITOME of fake.. that tan is DISGUSTING, those extentions r VILE, and those eyes.. it looks like that she has been punched 9821379283 times.
If she didn't wear all that crap, then she would a very pretty girl.
ok, to all comments, sometimes I like a good rant :) end of story
I like subjecting myself to the constant projectile vomit because I get bored at work and this site is usually pretty funny at best and mildly amusing at the worst. Either way I got my rant in, and I feel good. Since I don't drink coffee sometimes I have to rip on random people. Have you ever people watched? It's like that, so refreshing to just lay out your random, shallow judgments on complete strangers.
btw, that wasnt to be mean, i think all of us would like to see what some of these girls think is pretty, hot, acceptable or whatever.
all in favor of seeing Lilysprite as a Lady of the Day raise your hand!
Why do i know that lilyspryte is not trendy ???
Lilysprite, i wasnt trying to rip on ya...just wanted to see what you think is not ugly. thats all.
""I am a conflict theorist sociologist, and I think that the portrayal of trendy garbage that sprays every inch of the country is holding women AND men back from being modest, selfless, respected individuals with their own thoughts and ideas. I should go into poverty ridden exile like Karl Marx. At least then I wouldn’t be subjected to this constant projectile vomit that is “pretty�, “sexy�, and “trendy�.""
- Blah Blah Blah - The only trendy garbage that "sprays every inch of the country� is the trendy garbage that YOU, and only YOU, ALLOW!! If you ALLOW the "trendy garbage" to consume you, then yes, your point would be valid, and may very well be for you. However, those of us who DONT allow the "trendy garbage" to consume and "spray every inch of the country" are not affected, nor influenced, NOR does it bother US as apparently it does you. So yes, Maybe it would be best for you to “go into poverty ridden exile like Karl Marx�…. INFACT, START NOW!
Bravo lil - Well put! Isnt that why all of us are here?
damnit, how do you unsubscribe click subscribe by mistake?
Not to perpetuate any female "hating" or anything but ... It's not that she isn't pretty. It's the WAY she aspires to look... I think girls can see through girls and guys normaly can't which is why there seems to only be female hating. She looks entirely full of herself and you can tell especially since she's busy taking pictures of her self looking ultra hot all the time. Im not saying I've never taken a picture of myself or anything but the majority of the pictures that I would submit for "lady of the day" ... or "jodi foster look alike :-P " were pictures that were taken by other people not pictures that I took over and over again to get the hottest one. She is very pretty, but she should loose the porn star look (pic two), tans are fine but OVER tans are ugly... she has very nice hair. Her eyes in the first pic kinda freak me out the left one is suprisingly larger than the other. But she's pretty. I just hope there is substance to her. Pic three is the best, its the closest to natural you can get.
I agree with the post above, im almost afraid to have daughters because it seems like everyone only aspires look a certain way, ... as though having some guy say "damn that bitch is hot, i'd plug it" is the ultimate complament you can get from a man. Where are the decent father figures!? We're creating a nation full of porn stars.
Fair enough, lily. Coffee isn't such a bad thing though ya know ;)
AnneClaire, I certainly see your point about the message being sent to young girls. But instead of blaming it on the lack of " decent father figures ", How about blaming the celebrities who are dressing this way? Not a perfect arguement I know, blame goes to both sides. Just a different opinion.
people watching IS fucking Ace.
Dave, I knew you weren't trying to be mean......... that doesn't mean I am willing to do it
Mainly because I am married and I refuse to post anything remotely provocative of myself, which would automatically throw me out of the "hot" category for all the wonderful men here. :)
there was a little lag there i was talking about post 37
........................... is this a joke?
wipe off your make up, destroy the tanning bed, trade the frost colored lipgloss for some vaseline, stop frying your hair and THEN you'll be pretty.
hottest BLOTD i've seen!
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