Uh...she obviously fell asleep in a tanning booth, woke up - crawled through a pile of human feces, and then had these pictures taken....

I think my soul has herpes because I looked at these pictures......

she's one night stand material.

it's sad...

Bring it, bitch!

Lisa what exactly would you like me to bring?
some sunblock?
I could
I mean I have some left over from last summer
It is SPF 30 though
I would have to look to see if i have anything less strong
I might have some SPF 15 lying around here somewhere
I could also bring some pasta salad if we are doing like a pot luck or something

She looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet A LOT...agreed with the leatherface comment. She'd be way cuter with a natural look (skin tone and hair). STOP TRYING TO BARBIE bitch! I hope this chick is about 40, otherwise I can only imagine what she'll turn into as she ages. Sad.

Some of you are being pretty harsh... there is some truth there though.

Girl, if you're reading this, I just suggest you be aware that the additional pigment put off by your skin during tanning is indicative of DAMAGE... and your skin is attempting to protect itself by putting off additional pigment, which blocks UV from your cell's DNA.

Essentially, you're genetically mutating and damaging your cells, and if you don't stop immediately (and even if you do) the odds are you will get skin cancer in your early 30s, and you will look like you're 60 at age 40.

Please be wise and stop destroying your skin.

WOW...NICE WHITE ARM PITS IN PIC 1...AND SPLOTCHY BACK...
WHAT'S UP W/THE GAY ASS MONKEY IN THE BACKGROUND?
NICE CUM TARGET ABOVE REAR...IS THAT A BRAND, OR A TATT?
AT LEAST HAS HUGE ASPIRATIONS OF BECOMING A PLAYMATE...

See honey, this is the kind of man you attract with that look. If thats what you want... go for it.

I was referring to Icemans comments. BTW

she looks ordinary and that tan makes her look trashy. And why all the girls try to look like a playmate or to be associated with the playboy brand? as it was an honor...no doubt she felt so proud taking pictures like that next to her pink poster. Lame.

in the 3rd pick she gotta fucked up ass honker. .... IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN .. IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD !!!

thank you ICEMAN!!!!! sorry but shes fuckin HOT!!!!! if i touched her i think id burst into flames-- oh NOT because of her "bad leatherface tan" or whatever your all jealous of, but shes SMOKIN hot!!!!!!!

HEY, I THINK I SAW THIS HOE ON A GENITAL WARTS CREAM COMMERCIAL.

Eh, nuttin' spectacular to see here.
That tan has gotta go, ick.
I'd say she's a 6.

See ROBBY seems to be the only other MAN here.... come'on BOYS, let the balls drop, you know you would hit it if given the chance, pleatherd up or not, the bod looks good, and were all the same color on the inside right?....... I'd hit it everyday of the week, AND twice on Suday, like a red-headed step child!!!

id rather be a plain jane than look like something that crawled out from the crypt, spray tanned itself 6 times consecutively (never washing the dirt or spray off), dumped its head in a bucket of peroxide and then took makeup and how to live tips from mary cary

some guys would just fuck anything...those are the guys that nobody wants anyway...

no normal guy would even date this girl......

ew, everytime i look at her pics, i'm amazed that someone would even think that's good looking....

she looks dirty...both in the dirty slut way and just look at her skin, it looks like she was rolling in dirt after she sprayed herself w/ the fake tan

puke!

ok, i saw the lead in pic on tehmain page and thought, WOW a hot BLOTD!!!

think of my surprise when i got to the thread and saw these OTHER pics...

Ugh. Someone tell this Haylie Duff wanna be (check out the last pic on the last page) to stop trying to steal Christina Aguleria's "slut era" style....BLAH....

She looks like a fuck n' chuck. Sure she's hot when you've had a couple. But then the day after and your piss burns, you'd rue the day you met her...

I don't normally comment ... But ... This bitch is disgusting. The Orange fake bake is grotesque, the raccoon bleach/peroxide hair thing (Oh No she did'nt) yikes ...

Maybe bag her head, flip her over, grab the horse tail and slam that ride!

But really, this chick look's like she's taken one to many ride's on the "Ho Ho Holy Fuck Me" train ...

ALL ABOARD!

That's a man! It has a huge man head!

"It rubs the bronzing lotion on it's skin or else it gets a cum shot in the face again!"

what's with the bright pink lipstick??

What's up with all the fake and bake in the "Lady of the Day" posts??

Lalala said...fuck n' chuck....right on!

I AM MAN...HEAR ME ROAR ... HAHAHA ...

Hellllllllloooooooooo SKIN CANCER!!

In 5 years she'll look like Madga from "Something About Mary."

Sad... :-(

I thought that was Magda!

I got it...her skin tone reminded me of something and I finally got it.

At Christmas my mom would always prepare a turkey and when it looked this color...it was done. I wonder where her little pop out red tab is that says it's done cooking is at!

ERGH!!! .. one word to discribe this.. this.. thing... .... ....DISGUSTING

I am going to have to agree that she shouldn't try so hard and that too much tanning is bad but we know that many of you who are being extra brutal would hit it if she came up to you in a bar.

I have standards too but some of you talk as if you are looking at a picture of Sandra Burnhart, now that IS a real example of an ugly woman.

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO HIDEOUS, I SHALL NOW HAVE NIGHTMARES: TOO ORANGE, TOOFAKE, NO BASE BEAUTY TO START WITH- YIKES!

I'd bump uglies w/ her, but she looks like a bitch so it'd be a hate kinda f*ck. Also her nose is kinda big for her face.

Ladies, please, STOP IT WITH THE DAMN FAKE AND BAKE. A little fake tan goes a long way, n'est ce pas? And throw your spackles away; she might be cute if you scraped some of that makeup off her face.

WHAT'S SO HOT ABOUT HER?

SO FAR SHE IS THE UGMOEST GIRL ON RANDOM BIATCHES OF THE DAY !!

BRING THAT BITCH ... AND BRING SOME EGGS TO FRY UP ON HER BURNT UP ASS SKIN.

damn,we're the same complexion chick and i'm not white

Lose the Tan! gaah

Granted I fake-n-bake, but it's just to give me a bit of color since I'm half Italian and the pale olive skin look IMO isn't very fresh...I practice what is called MODERATION. I don't feel like resembling an Oompa Loompa within a week or a boot within a year, ya know?.

Just wonder what OC/SoCal blonde's MySpace pics got ripped off this time around LOL Notice all the chicks who rip MySpace pics usually aspire to be VS models, the next Pamela Anderson or Playmates??

I like the REAL girls... like... gals who are happy to be themselves and post their own pictures. Notice THOSE are the girls who get the most compliments?

wow, you people can be harsh. yes, she has the fake look and it doesn't work for her. however, she still is attractive. believe me, i know ugly women. she is far better than those. she's better than most average women, but not hollywood material.

god. she is overtanned.She is too skinny. I think the hair is real but it sure looks fake and cheap. The make up isnt all that. I espcially hate all this pink like barbie make up. And in both pics she looks like she is made out of wax and she cnat move at all.
i will giver her credit though for not posing like a slut......

Bring what hag? A face transplant maybe? Lisa you are a dog!! Stevie is hot, check out her thread so you know what a good looking woman looks like. you are just fugly with a BIG nose, leathery skin, and a face that looks like a horse, the shape of you face sucks too. You are one of those chicks that *THINKS* they are hot, but are just over faked & baked, over bleached and not pretty at all. At least your homely ass did not come on here and try to say you look like Adriana Lima. Seriously, check out Stevie's thread on here from a week or so ago, EVERYONE loved HER beautiful face & body, she puts your no curve fake tits ass to shame.
"Bring it" you delusional BITCH!! You ain't all that, get over your average AT BEST self.
BTW dog, us guys will fuck anything, so don't let that fool you.

HER NOSE IS TOO BIG......Paint it red and it would look like a clowns nose, way, way too bulbous and round. what is it about herself that makes her think she is so attractive??!!
I can't for the life of me see it. She must be walking through her life wearing rose colored glasses.

Thanks for all your lovely comments... really !! =-) .... and i would love to see your pictures !!! really... send them to me !!! Lsbeachblonde@hotmail.com ...
im sorry that its such a crime to have the ability to get really tan in the summer ... as for you guys... especially stephen..... why are you getting overly hostile???? Are you mad that your wife/gf isnt exactly attractive???? Send me her pic!!! ... i posted my pics to get opinions.... bc i love how you low-life's like to sit at ur miserable computers and rip on random good-looking girls and nit-picking LOOKING for any flaws and running with it... it makes me feel sooo much better about myself.... i have high self esteem and this just adds to it ... Thanks Guys !!!!!

Love always,
The skinny TAN blonde... Lisa S aka Leatherface lmfaooooo =-p
Mwah xoxoxoxoxox

Uh you forgot to metion your big ass fugly nose while you were at it, btw, how come nobody ripped Stevie apart? is it because Stevie is really hot,and you are NOT! So there goes your little theory to make yourself "feel sooooo much better." Ya keep tellin' yourself that one. Nobody said anythibg negative about that fine stevie, I bet your ugly ass will go over there now and post something though. Your theory is riddled with faults. And you just are not as hot as you seem to think you are. the truth must hurt, and please spend some of your tanning booth money on some serious rhinoplasty. (That means NOSE JOB!!)

Look, you're not an ugly girl and there's nothing wrong with your nose. They're just cruel.

I think the reason people are reacting this way is because
1) They're retarded e-thugs and say stuff they'd never say to you in real life.
2) Your tan is unnaturally dark.

Like I said above, for your own sake please stop tanning. It's really really damaging your skin and if you don't stop now I promise you that you willl regret it when you're 40 and wondering why you look so much older. There are definitely ways to have light skin and be beautiful. Blond hair for one won't make you look as pale.

Also, you can be beautiful without posing in your underwear etc. I doubt you want to be attracting sleezebags like iceman, but that's the guys that will go after you if that's whacha' want to advertise.

Sorry they're so cruel. There are kernels of truth there but they went overboard.

There's nothing wrong with her nose for fuck's sake!!!

LOL I'll admit I could use rhinoplasty IF I were trying to be a model. However, being an artist... my look isn't as important (tho I admit I hate my nose just the same haha)

Heck I posted the link to my MySpace before on the Stevie thread because I figured why not... then again, I admit my pictures suck but I'm an artist studying to be a lawyer so who cares how I look. I hate fixing my hair, I can't do make-up for shit, and I'm no model or want to be one.

Lisa S... I think it's because in the pics, you're posing as if you're trying to be sexy and it shows. Honestly the sexiest picture... first one on page 3. Sometimes less skin showing is hotter than letting it all show.

hmm bordering butterface.....way too bronze, and does that girl ever wash her hair??!!

not trying to be mean, this girl has been raked over the coals enough already. but I am not going to mince words either, or lie to make her feel better. I do not think she is pretty.
I think her nose is too big, and furthermore I do not think her face is very attractive. Who knows, it could just be bad pictures, but usually, pictures give you a general idea of what someone may look like. I highly doubt people are jealous, I know I am not. I think the statement about saying things online on the computer as opposed to in person is far more of an accurate statement than "jealousy." Note to Lisa: if you post your pics of yourself online, you have to be prepared to take the good with the bad. You have taken a lot of bad though, you got guts, I'll give you that much. take care.....

She looks like Fergie...
Thats not a good thing.....

Hey Lisa S. What is your secret to getting such a great tan? I have tried all kinds of different tanning creams but yours is the best! I love that dark, cooked bird color. So I'm assuming that you use BUTTER! How many sticks do you have to use to cover your entire body. I use Country Crock Churn Style at home for my cooking, would that work? Is there another brand that's better? Parkay maybe? Why don't you put any on your armpits? Does it cause irritation?

yeah. 1st pic on 3rd page=fergie!

ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE BLIND AND DUMB, I KNEW MOST OF YOU WERE DUMB, But the blind thing is new to me..... SHE IS HOT, JUST BECAUSE THE LIKELY HOOD OF YOU GETTING WITH HER IS, SLIM TO NONE, DONT BE A HATER..... You say she’s a "man" yeah, she has more balls than any of you, where are your pictures, c'mon balls up! I’m not afraid, if they did a "dude of the day", dude, I’m there. Don’t be a hater on beautiful people because we're beautiful!

Lisa > U R An Absolute Idiot ... This site post's "Hot" Women all the time ... You asked to be judged ... And You Are Gettin' It Bitch!

I'm a Chick ... I've emailed Jackson links/URL's of Jessica Alba and other things I know he/his "boys" would appreciate Sneakin' A Peek At ...

Your pics were so FUG ... I was prompted to comment *shrugging shoulders* sorry if you don't like the TRUTH - Next time Don't Ask ...

Lastly, I have a pic's - but honey - some of us don't claim to be special ... I'm just me!? If I thought I was special ... I'd brag ... Hope you get Yer Validation From Somewhere in Yer Real Life ... cause I don't think you'll get it here ...

Try www.Ho Ho Holy Fuck Me Train.com

I think the posting was more of a " asked for honesty, but honesty is relevant to the source... point being, that the "source" (bastartdly bastards) is not exactly a non-biased, or intelligent for that matter "source". The amount of ignorant ignoramuses is astonishing.... ignorant because I guarantee that 99.9% of all these ignoramus’s would drool at seeing Lisa S in real life, I know, I know, a concept that is hard to grasp, however, due to being under the "protection" of the internet. the majority of these people are the ones that were lacking the acceptance of the "cool crowd" in high school, thus, when ever and where ever there appears to be a "majority" train passing by, they, in a desperate attempt to be accepted by the net "cool crowd" jump on the band wagon; lacking originality, observational thinking, and like I said, overall intelligence.

I can't believe this bitch gets on here and asks to be judged then bitches about what everyone says!!!! I think she was hoping that we were all gonna be like "Wow, she's so hot!" When she saw that the majority of us think she's a man in drag she was embarrassed and retaliated. Hey Moe, has she written you yet begging you to take the link down? Hahaha what a dumb bitch!

CASE IN POINT!

Dear Bastardly,
Please Please with sprinkles on top would you take down the link for my lady of the day? I thought everyone would think I'm really hot. Ya know, like all the guys I meet tell me the first time they meet me, then I bed them and they lose my phone number on accident afterwards. I really thought everyone would want me but they are mean and say I look like a man and use butter to tan with. I'm so hurt!
Kisses, XOXOXO
Lisa S.

Iceman, you would probably fuck anything, so shut the fuck up. Just cause you are the one & ONLY who is blind and thinks this chick is hot makes us all wrong? How fuckin' retarded are you? I checked out the stevie chick out of curiousity, she IS SO FREAKIN HOT! Why did everyone think the stevie chick was so hot? How come nobody said any mean things about her looks? Maybe because she, Stevie that is, IS HOT!!! Give it up Iceman, you are in the minority on this one, quit trying to impress this buttaface bitch, she ain't gonna get with you either. I would not fuck her w/a 10 foot dick. Well she would have to put a bag or two over her head. Her body IS nice, but she is a butttaface.
And what everyone is saying about her nose, unless it is some mass delusion going on here, Lisa really shold do something about it, and then come back and post your fugly mug.
One more thing Iceman, you say shit about Bastardly posters like you are above us all,
WTF fool, I have seen your name on here on more than a few threads.
Misery must loves company. She's a dog, get over it.

BUT-HER-FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT-A-FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUTT-UGLY-FACE!!!!!!! ETC. ETC.
YOU ALL GET THE POINT.
P.S. I READ THE LISA POST TOO BTW, I BET SHE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO PISSED IF EVERYONE SAID WHAT SHE WANTED TO HEAR, AND WHAT HER CRAZY ASS THINKS IS TRUE, I STESS THE WORD THINKS, SHE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO PISSED OFF.

Taylor R - See posting 73...

"i posted my pics to get opinions"
then why the fuck are you bitching about people giving you opinions? you posted your pic because you wanted compliments. you posted your pic to cushion your ego. if you wanted opinions, you cant bitch about it. geez.
go exfoliate. I dont think youre even close to ugly, but you ARE way too orange and way too smug.

i submitted my pics because im way too used to being complimented in actual person and in photos.... (obviously unlike any of you people who hate me bc i probably remind you of the girl in high school that used to make ur life miserable bc i got all the attention and no1 knew you existed or the sexier "other woman" who probably stole your boyfriend... and if ur a guy--- i probably remind you of the girl who wouldnt have given you the time of day and if i did it was probably only to publically humiliate your loser ass.... sorry ) and no i didnt expect you people to be nice to me for the reasons i just gave... that and this is Bastardly.com where every celeb Hot or not so hot get ripped apart by a panel of jealous and/or unworthy internet hermit crabs who obviously dont get out much and would rather sit on their computer and make themselves feel better about themselves by nit-picking at the PreTTy, Rich, and Famous .... grow up and give compliments where they are OBVIOUSLY due =-) If i thought i was all of those things do u think i would have submitted my picture??? Its hysterical how you people had to dig up anything wrong about my appearence to say to make your own selves feel more attractive.... answer me this.... when u get up off your computer chair and walk to the mirror- are you going to look any better??????? yea i didnt think so... I'm so sorry that i could sit at the beach for 2 days and get such dark color.... can you??? im also sorry that u have such animosity towards that tall blonde in high school that i have to be the target for all the things you wish u had the balls to say to her face..... It makes me happy that i mean so much...... Thanks cuties =-)
Mwahhh xoxoxoxox

wow. you are the dumbest fuck i have ever had to look at and read. the shit out of your mouth. no kidding you have to use your ass to get anything. there is absolutely no ounce of brains in you! wow. what a used up slut!

oh and by the way, you said what's wrong with a tan in the summer in #61. Too bad it's spring and winter comes before that so when did you get that tan???? I mean maybe in your lala land it's always summer and men think your hot and you will go places and get anything you want based on your looks. well guess what honey, stay on your beach as long as you can because you will get knocked up soon enough, your boobs will sag to your knees, you'll live in a trailer with your Playmate poster and no one will want your trash ass, except maybe the local strip club at some truckstop. You'll be a (1) used up, (2) wrinkled (3) old hag before you know it. You're already two of those three now actually...you're a big girl, guess which ones....

Lisa you really are a delusional woman. How come people on here don't rip up on the likes of Jessica Alba, Anglina Jolie, Stevie, Adriana Lima is very popular on her, and a ton of other ACTUAL pretty women that get posted on here. Honey, keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. The reason posters said you were not that hot, is because that is what they, the MAJORITY anyway, thinks. Tough luckl.
You are not that hot, you are actaully on the homely side. Get the fuck over yourself.
Really, come on back here please and explain the question I just put forth to you.
Why do the posters on here, how come they do NOT rip apart the afformentioned women???? Give us an answer please. The posters on The Bastardly are quite complimentary if the woman is deserving of it. Please come back and answer, explain why we are picking on YOU because we are so "jealous" and not the other woman who are actually WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better looking than you and your clown nose could ever dream of being.
Now I am getting ready to go out and catch a movie, (Failure to Launch--heard it was funny) while you are most likely out catching STD's from some random dude that lied and *complimented* you on your *looks* so he could just get laid and never call your BUTTAFACE back again.
And seriously, please reply back w/an answer to my question, I bet a lot of people on here would love see how you can explain this one. And thank God my girlfriend was not born with a nose like yours.
Also, I really hope you are not putting yourself in the same catergory as some of the beauties that are on here. If you are, you are more delusional than i, or anyone else , could have imagined.

hahaha ok as you sit at the comp jerking off to ur favorite girls who measure up to your standards (which i dont know how or what makes you think your fit to judge anyone)you've just proven my point ... and the fact that u think im dilusional??? haha it must kill a self-loathing, no-confident disgusting computer perv like yourself to see a girl who is so confident and happy in her own skin =-) you have to sit your pathetic ass online and drool over girls that would NEVER give your ass the time of day... Im sorry that my confidence, my tan, and oh yes... MY HUGE NOSE !! (lol which is so far-fetched it just proves my point about u people nit-picking) is causing you to write hateful things about a girl you dont know...... SAD. Send me a pic of yourself so i could see where this is coming from... come on.. i know you must have a web-cam.... it isnt like u dont sit on bastardly.com all day jerking off to your favorite girls ... Ugh! your mother must be proud =-) ... and she should have swallowed your worthless ass ... thanks for being such a rude asshole ... if u dont have anything nice to say---- dont say it at all ...

and i apologize to all the girls i've offended.... somehow. I know what i am and i know what im not. but i dint expect you people to be this ridiculous at all.... I know im a beautiful person--- i shouldnt have to defend myself b/c your the ones with the self esteem issues..... NOT ME ... i dont see any of you girls submitting your pics to this extremely brutal panel ..... hmmm yepp..... i rest my case.
thanx =-)

Lisa not only are you not very pretty, you are stupid too. Besides many other mistakes & words that you cannot spell, DELUSIONAL was one of them. It is not "dIlusional." You are about as smart as you are pretty. In addition, your logic makes no sense. According to you, all the men on here that DO NOT find you attractive are losers, and sit on their computers ALL day in your low IQ'ed mentally challenged mind. Therefore, what does that make your *boyfriend* Iceman? I guess he is good in your book because he is defending your fugliness. He has MORE posts on here than anyone, which is fine. I am not putting Iceman down; there is nothing wrong with him giving his opinionS. Iceman is not a loser, and neither are any of the other men on here because they are not posting what you would like to hear.
Moreover, as far as post #84 goes, I do not think you answered the question. Maybe you do not want to answer the question because the truth would hurt. My personal opinion on your face and body; I do not think you are Tori Spelling hideous or anything like that, but you are far from being a young Grace Kelly either. (My uncle owns a video/memorabilia store, she was a movie star from the 50's, I bet if you goggled her, some web-sites might come up, trust me, you will see NO resemblances.) You are just typical average like most of us on this planet, and not near as above average or as beautiful as you seem to *think* you are.
In addition, as long as you came on here wanting to be judged, I think you have a nice slim body, but that is about it. I do not think your face is pretty & I think your nose it too big also. Evidently, many people find your nose to be too big. However, many people have big noses, so it is not a big, no pun intended, deal.

I don't think she is pretty, and no way am i jealous of her apperance. I think this girl is living in a bubble. JMO.

Now if she looked like Charlize Theron, then I would be jealous.

Why don't you go an read Pamela's comments. Perhaps you will see how a girl is to write and act. One comment only from her and it wasn't the trailer trash oozing from your crusty herpes crusted lips. The fact that you continue to come back and post here as your "defense" is laughable. You obviously care too much and are on the biggest ego trip ever. This is why we continue to abuse you. You are truly scum of the earth. You even subscribed to the comments! No one wants to read your defense of yourself! We don't care what you think of yourself. Get a life. No one will change their minds about you and your "look."
1. You posted your own pictures here for "comments."
2. No where is it acceptable for you to be commenting on yourself or our opinions.
3. You wanted our opinions and now you got them.

So go away you arrogant, nasty, std-crusted fake and bake whore!

im only 14, and im having a sleep over with my friends and we love this website, we were looking at your pics and the comments you keep leaving people, and me and my friends think you keep digging your hole deeper. your not pretty at all, and you dress like a slut, (our moms wouldnt ever let me walk out ofthe house dressed like that) and im sry but you DO need a nose job.. nad maybe you should go look at jessica alba and compare yourself to her.. see if theres any similarities, the only thing thats we like about you is that your my favorites color.. ORANGE!... you do have pretty blue eyes and a pretty stomach though. xOxxX0ox

-sarah, kristen, renee, emily & hayley

wait. i dont get it. She knew that we are all losers here and she expected eman comments and yet she aksed us for our opinion...what? ur posts dont make sense lisa....i think u tanned ur single brain cell too much

shut the fuck up.... we are only what our genetics are.... so why are you talking about something that she has no control over....
so if you are going to criticize someone... please do it on their personality not on stupid things like a layer of skin (tan) grow up people..... there are people starving and dying in the world and here you are being like middle school girls... PATHETIC...

Hey #95, you stfu, she is the one who came on here wanting to be commented on, Nobody asked her to come here. she is the one who is all pissed off because people are not saying nice things about her face, and think she is fug. Hell, you are most likely her typing the *TRUTH,* Your style looks just like Lisa's. Hmmmm, how curious, isn't it?

Lisa S... my MySpace has my pics (click the PRETTY BLUE LETTERS)... I know what I am and I know what I am not... and on the Stevie thread not a single person bashed me because hey... I'm a tomboy/girl next door type and am not trying to be "sexy" and I said here's boring me.

You were doing fine until you decided to post your deluded little rant and therefore whatever "hot" factor you may have had flew out the window... bad attitudes make anyone ugly.

Enlighten me... WHY would I be jealous of you? Because you're blonde? Anyone can be blonde... big whoop... I can go to the salon today and go blonde. So you were popular in school? Who cares... most of us kind of like put those days behind us when we graduate and go into the real world because "I was like, THE most popular girl, like" just doesn't suit a resume too well and who gives a shit what we were when we were teens when we go for careers as adults? I may not have been popular in school but hell, I made a career out of my hobby and am kicking butt at it NOW. So you can "steal" guys... big deal. I'm quite thrilled with the one I have so why would I want to bother getting more? So, please... I fail to see why I'd be jealous of you.

LOL oh and just remember, you may have "stolen" a guy, but the girl ya took him from probably thought it was better that YOU were stuck with his loser ass and not her :-)

When I get up off my chair and look in the mirror... LOL I'll look like the no-make-up, don't-feel-like-fussing-over-hair post-concert rock and roll chick in her cargo pants and hoodie... and when I run my errands today I'll probably turn heads simply because I'm comfortable and content to be me. I know I'd look better if I'd have slept more last night, but hey ya only live once.

HEY PHIL!!!! Better watch what you say my man. This slut just may be the one lady left on planet earth that will actually sleep with you. We can only hope that she has that rare disease where as soon as you put your sorry excuse for a penis in her, that it explodes!!!!!! THAT would be good.

Get over yourselves, she's beautiful.

I’ve been reading the Lisa and Pamela comments. I think Pamela is way better than Lisa, even though she’s fatter than her and not blonde. And Pamela is not full of it as Lisa seems to be. What d’ya think….

Get over yourselves, she’s beautiful.---------
Honestly, what is there to get over? She is a butt ugly butterface. I doubt the women on here have much to get over. I see better looking women at the car wash, the grocery store and at clubs who aren't near as slutted out and ugly as this egomaniac. I don't care if a woman is beautiful and a little or even a lot conceited who actually has good reason to be. But this dog face is a hag. I have seen smaller noses on Bozo the clown impersonators.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You do not get out much do ya? Hell it is Lisa or one of her fucks, oops, meant friends anyway.

i dont know, she is not atrractive or exceptionally pretty or anything like that., and i would hardly call her "beautiuful," seriously # 103 you need glasses. but she is not hideously ugly or anything like that either. she thinks she is prettier than waht she is in reality that is for sure. But she certainly is not a troll.

You all should probably know this by now but Lisa is a stripper and she looks good for that profession.

for the record, ive seen Violet's pics on myspace and she is WAY cuter than Lisa S.

as for Tits, dude, grow up. you are attacking me on an anonymus forum...where, u can see my MySpace Blog at ANY TIME, by clicking on the link in my name, but alas, where is YOUR link to un-annonimity? oh wait, it doesnt exsist, your one of those people that attack people on an annonymus forum cause you cant get off any other way, well, i guess that is, unless your boyfriend is givin you a Rusty Trombone.

*hahaha ok as you sit at the comp jerking off to ur favorite girls who measure up to your standards*

All right Lisa s. you caught me, you are right, I jerk off all day to the women of the Bastardy who meet my high standards. And while we are at it, throw one of Moe's favorites Petra Nemocova into the mix. She is also one of those women who you would like to think I jerk off to all day because you are just so *fine*(in your own mind) that we are all so upset by this, and the men on here that look at you and see buttaface, really we are all upset because you would never give us the time of day in real life. Please note the sarcasm of the last sentence. (And judging from some of your rants, I suggest you get a dictionary and look the word up.) One more thing clown nose, don't worry Lisa S., your pictures are not ones I would even attempt to jerk off to. I would be as limp as a wet noodle looking at your homely self, and have blue balls for a month.

No offense but the second pic on the first page reminds me of a man with a blonde wig one.

It is not her dark tan that makes me think she is ugly, it is just her face in general.
I thought the same thing also amber jean, she looks like a tranny.

I told all my co-workers about how ugly this bitch is and how she looked like she uses butter and a rotisserie oven to tan and one of them said something perfect about her while we were laughing at the pics....tell me if you agree or not!

**SHE TOOK AN IODINE BATH**

Anyway...we all thought she was really ugly and overtanned and oh yes, she looks like a man at that. Then we read her comments and laughed at how stupid she is too! She needs to study rather then tan!

So there honey, we brought it! Come on back with some of your ridiculous inane comments so we can start the Monday off right with a good laugh! Dumb Bitch!

I read some of the comments, and all of Lisa's comments, and I think the 14 year old girls--- # 91 having one of those sleepover things you do at that age make more sense, and I am betting have a bettter/smarter heads---bet prettier too------on their shoulders than this dude, sorry chick. Lisa you are not as hot as you would like to think you are, and people are not going to change their minds just because you come on here and tell them how beautiful and wonderful and gorgeous you are. And all the women must be fat, ugly & jealous, and the men are losers you would not talk to anyway. Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better sweetheart. I also noticed how one word keeps popping up in comments describing you by many different posters. No, it is NOT "hot" or anything like that, it is the word DELUSIONAL. BTW, a word you could not even spell right!

Lisa hasn't commented in awhile.....maybe we "brought it" too much for her to handle, she's probably locked in her closet sucking her thumb, rocking back and forth.....clutching her Bratz dollies......

i'm sad she never told me what to bring
i thought we were having a pot luck
I made pasta salad goddamn it

Bring what Lisa? A plastic surgeon for you for some serious rhinoplasty?

HAHAHAAAAA.........pitch the pasta salad John, I don't think she'll be taking the bastardly to THAT pot luck.....

don't give up! you still have a chance! (as does the entire human race, I'm sure......and probably most animal species as well......hell, I'm sure even that damned pasta salad has a chance)
don't forget to double-bag

SWEET!

I can't belive looking like she does, that she had the nerve to send her pics in to begin with.
then gets all pissed when people tell her what they think, that she is not very attractive.
and then gets mad about it, when she is the one who asked to begin with.

damn, i didnt know this thread was going on for this long. i kept seeing references to Lisa S on all the BLOTD pages. figured id see what the fuss is about.

honestly, yea, she isn't really my taste...but who cares if she thinks she hot? she's got high self confidence, which is pretty cool in my book. although, she should expect to be ripped on a bit when submitting to a site like THIS. its all in fun right?

She forgot to mention 1 thing about the beach, it must have been nude because bitch has NO TAN LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, she's kind of ugly. Nothing special here.

tanning ages a woman. in twenty years it won`t look so good. bye the way, you look about 40 years old now.

Had to comment, sorry if it sounds mean. You are not pretty and you have a "clown nose." Way, way too many posters are not just saying it because they all imagined it. It is because it is true & that is how your nose IS. Your nose is very bulbous and round, and you are just not a pretty girl, and you do not have pretty features.

all i can say is...she reminds me of Baby in the Devil's Rejects.

stretchingretchin are you kidding? Sherri Moon Zombie is gorgeous! Lisa does NOT look like "Baby" from Devil's Rejects AT ALL.

http://myspace-195.vo.llnwd.net/00227/59/17/227797195_m.jpg

I normally give no props to blondes, but Sherri is beautiful and sexy.

Oh and Lisa isn't.

# Luca

I was curious as to the big deal fighting going on wiht Lisa S. so I went to her thread, I don think she is pretty, but in her head, if you do not find her attractive, then something is wrong with YOU, and not her FACE?? WTF!!

So let me get this straight…..In her warped mind, if someone thinks a chick other than herself—-buttaface Lisa s., is pretty, we are all jealous & fat. Girl you are not only a buttaface w/a big nose, you are stupid. It is as plain as that bozo nose on your face. I don’t think Michelle is all that great either, but she looks better than you. I don’t care what youre individual personalitys are like either, I am basing this on facial looks alone. And for all the people in the world that find a young Grace Kelly or Angleina Jolie or Charlize Theron the beautys that they are: What the fuck is the matter with you???!! How could you all be so blind when we have Bozo the Leatherface Clown to admire?? really people, you know you are just jealous because you do not look like Bozo the Clown. Boy if Grace Kelly were still alive, she would be sooooooooo freakin envious of your eeehhmmm, looks Lisa.

I gotta hand it to you though, you certainly know how to make lemonade out of a TON of LEMONS. Pics don’t lie, you face is average, maybe.

I posted this on Michelles thread too, I thought it would be appropriate on "Bozos" thread also.

I have to laugh when fug ugly chicks *think* they are all hot n' shit. Lisa you should purchase a mirror, and take off your rose colored glasses. You look like a dude in drag.
I'd still hit it though. You would just have to put a bag or two over your head.

Does she work for wringling brothers?

she's cheap, narcissistic and way too conceited.she has a brain disorder which makes her constantly think she's hot when in fact, she looks like a fag.

You guys are hilarious.

"If you have hate in yer heart, let it out!"
TM the Black, blind White Supremacist.

All right, here is the board with the infamous Lisa. Well, not being mean, but you really should not get all bent out of shape if men and women don't find you pretty. You are not horrid or heinous or anything, but you are certainly no great beauty either. I can see why people do not find your face one of the more attractive ones out there, because it is not one of the more attractive faces. You are ok, maybe, I guess, but that is about it, and I am being kind at that.

I think she looks like a man with makeup, and dressed in girls clothes. I give her face a 3 on a scale of 1-10. But if you factor in her body, then that will push her/it up to a...5, tops.

She's gorgeous!But your too tanned.And you need to put some clothes on.

4th pic, her stomachs so purple ma eyes water

*She’s gorgeous!*

Are you serious or are you blind? *Gorgeous* is kind of stretching it a bit. shes nt even halfway pretty, her face is just i don't know, but i would not call it gorgeous. you must be her mom. she is not even what i would call cute. I would not look att her twice if i seen her walking down the street. except for her tan, which looks good. the face is bad.

Lower half of her face is DESTROYED. Like ashlee simpson crescent moon chin and nose with cheeks lookin like theyve been injected with silicone. yipes.

I think she is ugly.i dont think her face is nice looking at all. unlike a lot of posters, i do like her tan. that is my thoughts.

Hey hag face, we all know how you love to read about yourself, so i posted this on your thread too since you subscribe to the comments so you would be sure to receive it. Enjoy Bozo. Oh ya, Amy may not be beautiful or anything, and her nose like yours is big, just not big AND bulbous like yours is, atleast she does not look like Bozo the Transvestite Clown. while Amy is no great beauty either, she still looks better than you.

Ay yo, more tittays and less face. Definitely jumpoff material though (my jumpoff standards aren’t very high). ——

No, LISA S. is the one who is “jump off material,” especially since your standards are not that high, Lisa S. would do nicely. Amy, on the othr hand is cute, with a awesome rack. LISA S. is on here much more than most people commenting, and when she is not commenting, you just know she is scanning the posts looking for stuff about her. did’nt you even subscribe to the comments Lisa S, then got pissed cause you did not like what people were saying about how UNattractive they thought you were. Clown nose, aka bozo, homely, tranny, etc. ring a bell? but when someone else comments how ugly they think Lisa is, and she is, LIsa says you are all losers who are on the computer too much? Go figure when you are on here quite a bit yourself fug mug. not only are you ugly Ms. Lisa Skank, You are a hypocrite as well Lisa s, dont you think?

Mmm.. I can see how this picture can make men want..
baked chicken.

She's too skinny?In Fat-assland perhaps!

If this woman is really 20 then I'll give EVERY woman and man on this blog oral sex...twice,lol!!! Lisa hun, there are porn sites on the net you know and I promise nobody would slag you off there. They'd only jerk off to you,which is what your little heart desires isn't it?Perhaps you could be on one of those bi-racial sites:they could have white guys shagging you ;-)
xxx

"I’m so sorry that i could sit at the beach for 2 days and get such dark color…. can you???"

Nope. But that's because I'm busy working for my PhD.

I think Lisa could be attractive with less makeup and no tan. I don't think she's ugly, just okay looking.

Looks like a piece of walking luggage. Actually looks like Donatella Versace...and that's not a compliment. It's never good when you tan and fry your skin so much that you look like you have a mustache. Also...looks cheap and eager to sleep around. AKA you are probably a living breathing STD. Think more classy...less trashy.

Eww I puked in my mouth a little. My GF carries a handbag that looks like your aligator ass! Playboy...I don't think so, Animal Kingdom maybe.

hahahaaaa, you guys are the best........I leave for a month, come back and there are still new posts on the ol' crack whore! yay!

Classic trailer park trash at it's finest!

I did not realize there were two post of her...not pretty. nice tan, but hate the nose and barely average face. Playboy???? I highly doubt it.

I call this Deer Park Syndrome.

There's a town outside of Houston where basically the high school 'socialites' rake all of Daddy Big-Bucks oilrefineryslave#50938590's money (or their boy toy's [or boy toy's daddy's][or deadbeat daddy's child support check]) to transform into... this. I think there is an equal ratio of Baptist churches to tanning/nail/hair salons down the town's main drag.

Also reminds me of what Ganguro girls try to achieve.

She probably lacks badly in personality though. I can imagine having a drink with her, and her tilting her head in concentration (or audacity) with every sentence, and a lot of "uhhh"s and "ummm..." in response.
Because she is probably use to being hit on, and hustling for drinks on the dance floor.

...But then, I suppose that is Playboy material!

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HSE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE! SICK! WHAT IS IT WITH THESE BLOTD THEY ALL LOOK SO UGLY! ITS LIKE THE MAIN CRITERIA IS : U HAVE TO LOOK LIKE SHIT, U DO THEN PLEASE SEND US UR PICS!