Bastardly Breaking News!! Ashlee Simpson Buys Venti-Sized Iced Mocha!!



I guess Ass was recently on some radio show trying to con people into buying her new album & Perez called her drunk (ok, this is already too much information), so here's Ass' response to her apparent drunkenness:

Ashlee attributed her not-very-lucid behavior, which some interpreted as intoxication, to a few things:

· Too many late-night club shows mixed with early-morning radio appearances.

· Bad energy.

· Too many personal questions.

· Radio hosts assuming that, because she got a tattoo the night before, she must’ve been drunk.

· She always giggles a lot.

· General anxiety about other rumors. [MTV]


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16 Scandalous Comments

Is it case of Ass by name ass by nature?

Nice pins.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 3:05pm

Homegirl's got really nice stems.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 3:06pm

Simpson is a drunken, no talent whore who gets by because her sister has fake tits. Pete Wenz is just among scum of the earth and deserves to be shot.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 3:07pm

^what 3 said.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 3:09pm

I have to admit I like her a lot. Esthetically anyway.
Imagine if all you had to do all day was to go get coffee? What a life.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 3:22pm

oh my god. hes SOOOOOOOO emo. his life is so bad he should wine and cry all the time, and every "emo" kid can really associate with how bad his life is.

the worlds smallest violin plays for "emo" kids.

fuck them, they both deserve to die, and sadly i wouldnt punch pete wentz in the face because, well, i dont hit women.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 3:52pm

She started down the tattoo road of solidarity with her boy! I wonder how many more she has?

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 3:54pm

Pete Wentz is so damn talented, though. He ranks right up there with Joey Fatone and Michael Bolton. The way he can wear a hoodie and play bass at the same time....mad skillz.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 4:14pm

Nice gams. That box social I attended last night was a real corker!

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 5:09pm

Ashlee looks great.
Hopefully with warmer weather she will be showing off those great legs and more of her perfect body.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 6:23pm

i pretty much just wanna hit that guy...he's so annoying looking...so is his chick...what a joke r these two

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 6:41pm

hahahahah Phil, watch this video...youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_xM2U

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 6:43pm

LMFAO...

"If life is so fair....why do roses have thorns?"

i fucking HATE "emo" music and everything about that shit.

as someone who listened to the music when it was 1st around...IE Sunny Day Real Estate, or Velocity Girl, what the genre has been turned into is way more offensive than what "punk" has turned into.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 7:14pm

hilarious caption!

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 7:42am

hillerious caption... lmao

100% - looking good ashlee simpson

100% - handsome guy as shaun alexander from seattle running back NFL player

Thursday, March 13th, 2008 @ 12:09am

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