Bai Ling vs Ziyi Zhang: A Fobbed Out Bastardly Match Up!




So yes, this match up was inevitable, so if you had a choice to spend one day (and possibly a night), who would it be? Here are the scandalous facts:

1. One makes her country proud by doing Chinese oriented flicks, while the other was on the cover of Playboy & shot porno scenes in front of an audience for VH1's But Can They Sing?
2. Ms Zhang dresses fairly conservatively and Bai Ling can't seem to keep her long nipples in their cage @ various award shows.

The Classic Ice-Cream Comparison

If Ziyi Zhang & Bai Ling were ice-cream flavors, I'd have to say that Bai Ling would be double-chocolate-tripple-brownie-chunkie-rocky-road. As for Ziyi Zhang? Vanilla.

I'm sorry, people, but I'd have to choose Bai Ling between the two fobbers, only because she'd be a blast to be around. She's kinky, free-spirited and can sing the great hits (in bed)!! Apart from a simple brownbag for her head if things happen to go down & we have to turn down the lights, what more could you possibly want from a woman?

Here are a few more pics of both women to help make your decision-making easier.

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35 Scandalous Comments

Both please.

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 3:28pm

Yeah, that's a tough one. Zhyi is smokin, but Bai's body is too. Zhyi looks like the type you could take home, but Bai is the dirty, naughty slutty version you want in bed.

So I agree with Beaner. Give me both, and I'll be happy.

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 4:46pm

Um..................... uh................. what? Why are you comparing the 2, just because they are both Oriental? That is the ONLY thing they have in common. Ziyi is classy, beautiful, and talented. Bai Ling is a nasty, goblin-looking, freak who embarasses her culture. Sure, you guys would take her to bed in a heartbeat, but she would leave you some nice lasting presents (such as Herpes, crabs, and the Clap), so have fun with your brown bag and your kinky sex dreams, if I were a man I would choose Ziyi hands down!

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 6:00pm

I have to agree with the post above me. Ziyi Zhang has much more to offer than Bai in both looks and talent. You wouldn't need to pull out the brown paper bag for her.

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 6:10pm

This is about fun factor, man. Give Bai Linggy a break!!

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 6:25pm

i pick the non-whore

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 7:13pm

bai ling looks like gollum from the LOTR

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 7:44pm

Ziyi Zhang - schwing!!!

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 9:20pm

Ziyi. Absolutely stunning.

Besides, guys, she's the kind ya watch out for... chances are she probably has a VERY freaky side to her, but she doesn't need to parade it about on the red carpet.

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 10:08pm

Ziyi Zhang = Cleaner Poon Tang

Piling on Beguiling Bai Ling = It Will Hurt When You Pee

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 10:54pm

yeah, this is a real close one--an attention-whore who is so obviously ill that if you had her alone in the dark she would clam up tighter than nicole ritchey in front of a big mac vs a woman who actually looks like a woman and has grown-up sex appeal oozing from every pore

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 @ 9:20am

Never heard of or seen either of these chicks before, but that Ziyi Zhang is georgous!

That other chick does indeed looke like Gullom. LMFAO!

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 @ 12:06pm

Ziyi Zhang aka the non-whore. This requires no thought whatsoever.

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 @ 2:52pm

ziyi is totally gorgeous & hot, but she looks conservative. bai ling is crazy & fun & has a great body...i would rather have a relationship with ziyi because she looks sweet & intelligent, but i would rather have a night out & be entertained by bai ling.

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 @ 2:57pm

the chinese one wins thands down!

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 @ 3:34pm

The real poll should be Yiyi Zhang vs. Lucy Liu.

Now THAT is a tough call....

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 @ 5:20pm

WHy is Bai's eye twitches at us..? That's really scary.

Saturday, December 10th, 2005 @ 1:22am

Ziyi but only because BL is a freakin' insult to our nation and we freakin' disown her, her wormy nipples, and her STD collection.

And I must say that I'm impressed by the Photoshopping skills of whatever magazine that Ziyi pic came from, because usually her cheekbones can take someone's eyes out.

Sunday, December 25th, 2005 @ 7:20pm

Seems like any and all men can have Bai Ling. Not so with Zhang Ziyi.

Men want what we can't have.

Monday, December 26th, 2005 @ 12:55pm

Just because you dress like a prostitute doesn't mean you actually are...does it?

Monday, December 26th, 2005 @ 4:06pm

I'd go with Ziyi Zhang. She is a beautiful young woman who looks like she has something to offer besides meaningless sex. The other one seems to be an infamous slut/whore/tramp...... Anyways, Ziyi Zhang wins hand down due to her beauty, class, and sense of self. Cheers.

Monday, December 26th, 2005 @ 4:25pm

Definitely Ziyi Zhang.

Monday, December 26th, 2005 @ 5:14pm

This is gotta be a joke. I can't believe anyone can even make such a comparison. Bai Ling is so disguistingly ugly that a better comparison would have been to see if you would like to watch Bai Ling having sex with a men or to watch two men having homosexual sex together. I think you might be surprise to find the answer for that one even for those that are heterosexuals out there. That is how disguisting Bai Ling is. There is not a single thing about her that is attractive.

If Zhang Ziyi has been praised by Time Magazine as "China's gift to Hollywood", then Bai Ling could be consider "China's punishment to the rest of the world".

Sunday, January 1st, 2006 @ 8:35pm

Hey guys, don't be fools. Ziyi Zhang is just another disguised whore - perhaps in some sense worse than Bai Ling. Ziyi Zhang offered sexual service to the famous Chinese director Zhang Yimou for years. Also her scandals with Jackie Cheng and a couple of other guys whom she could use to climb her way up are commonly known stuff amoung ordinary Chinese. Somehow Zhang managed to clean up her image in the English speaking world through good PR work. She might seem pretty, but using the word "classy" on this bitch is really an insult to the language.

Sunday, January 15th, 2006 @ 11:13pm

This is insane people judging girls about sex or their look. Did u guys look at yourself in the mirror? All of us is probably the ugliest motha* fockers* the world ever seen compare to any of theses girls. Masturbating on the these pics right now... Talking about Ziyi Zhang sexual service ... is it just sex what's about having sex whenever u like

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 12:10pm

Eesh.

Bai Ling, is only like 34 or something, I thought she was over 40!

BOTH have had their eyes done (though Chinese stars don't own up to it or get 'away' with having it done like Koreans or the Japanese). BOTH have had their noses done. (To live up to the 'western standards', which is funny because they STILL look Chinese to me)

Hmm... so judging from their fake faces now... I'd have to say ZiYi wins by a landslide, but Bai-Ling's body is better (though she needs to grow an Ass).

COCO LEE (Chinese siner) is better looking than both these women, and she's got a big ass too.

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 4:57pm

sinouslawyer:

THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING AND BACKING Me UP (though I haven't made that claim yet)

Funny part is, ZiYi is one heck of a disguised whore. She's known for looking 'sweet', but really being a diva b*tch and basically a home-wrecking slut.

Go to China, they'll tell you the real dish.

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 5:03pm

OoOPs... I meant, Chinese stars get away from spilling the beans about plastic surgery, or it's on the 'hush-hush'... unlike Koreans and Japanese, where eventually people WILL find out.

Geeze, I can't stress enough!! BAI LING, ZIYI, and LUCY LIU Aare just NOT attractive (coming from a Korean).

I have better looking friends who are just STUDENTS -korean, flips, and chinese... than what's in the American media.

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 5:06pm

Ziyi is so beautiful, Bai Ling is like a slightly more attractive yoko ono! do the math!

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 1:27am

Wow, you guys are harsh on Bai Ling =p She's hawt. But I would pick Zhang Ziyi... I just love her so much, she's made me bisexual XD You guys say she wouldn't be hot in bed? You never know.. it's always the quiet ones >=p

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 8:21pm

Bai vs. Ziyi, devilish vs. angelic, why not get the best of both worlds. Check out Shu Qi; (kidnap victim from The Transporter movie) Don't let the innocent face fool you.

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 @ 9:54am

Not even close. I can't think of many women I would choose over Ziyi. No one has ever been more breathtaking that Ziyi was in 2046. Maybe Pfeiffer in Into the Night, or Blanchett in The Good German, or Diane Lane in The Big Town or Rumble Fish (Holy shit, now that I think about it, maybe Diane Lane in her prime, say 1983-1990, is the most beautiful actress ever), but , yes Ziyi, is one of the most beautiful women in the world right now.

Friday, December 7th, 2007 @ 12:51pm

Ziyi def. She might even be hotter than me.

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 10:55pm

Another thing I forgot to mention from my previous posting, if Zhang Ziyi and Bai Ling are two flavor of ice cream and Zhang Ziyi is the vanilla flavor, then Bai Ling would have been two flops of cow dungs on the ice cream cone.

Sunday, January 1st, 2006 @ 8:44pm

This is insane people judging girls about sex or their look. Did u guys look at yourself in the mirror? All of us is probably the ugliest motha* fockers* the world ever seen compare to any of theses girls. Masturbating on the these pics right now... Talking about Ziyi Zhang sexual service ... is it just sex what's about having sex whenever u like

Monday, March 6th, 2006 @ 12:10pm

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