Bai Ling Passes Carpet Whoring Baton To Danni Rai!!



For the past couple events, Bai Ling has failed to show a nipple, her stomach or anything for that matter, so we're officially calling the downfall of Bai Ling posts on The Bastardly. Oh, wait, I think I feel a tear coming...

Ok, let's bring our attention to the pictures @ hand. This is a very interesting set of photos showing the state of the Red Carpet Whoring industry (@ the Grammy's case, it's Green Carpet Whoring). Danni Rai literally comes out from nowhere and puts on a stripperesque ghetto-booty show for the press. Let's hope the right people were watching b/c I'm sure once Danni gets her booty behind closed doors w/ the right person(s), she knows exactly how to get the job done.

Although her dress reminds me of some tip-top Atlantic City whore (actually, I don't know if whores would wear something so revealing), I think she looks pretty damn hot. The dress doesn't beat around the bush b/c its sole job was to show off Ms. Rai's main asset: THE GHETTO BOOTY!! Let's just say it was a juicy success. Ow!

Ok, here are a few pics of Danni Rai doin' her thaaang. Let's hope Colin Farrell takes this one for a quickie ride soon...

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25 Scandalous Comments

Whoa! Now who is she? Aye Carumba

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 1:51am

Sad Sad Sad day in her career. She is supposedly an up and coming rapper or singer. HOE SIT DOWN!!!!!!

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 2:33am

D-D-D-D-D-DAMN!!!

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 3:00am

*whip crack*

Back dat ass up!

*whip crack*

*doin a little jig*

I like big butts and I can not lie....

whooo

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 3:44am

Tranny alert, pic 5! Is that a spot mayonaise on her upper lip? Too slutty, I prefer Bai :( At least she flashes in an "I'm eccentric" way, rather than a "I'm a total fucking slut" way :(

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 6:34am

ew...she's nasty... i bet her skin looks real nasty up close.

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 8:47am

Did she really just do that!! Tell me if I'm wrong, but you can see the stretch marks through the cut-outs of her dress pic 3, ( not that that's a bad thing ) but I can't believe she's actully bending over like doggy-style for the cameras!! WOW! I don't know if this is going to really help!

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 11:42am

she definately has stretch marks and who bends over like that during a time like that? it's just not normal and she ugly with her nasty ghetto ass.

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 2:28pm

mmmm-mmmm, lovin that chocolate covered sunshine

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 3:43pm

who the fuck invited her to the gramys and i dont think they eva gonna invite her UGLY ass again. Now imma man but that is NOT attractive, god y'all made me cringe when i saw this bitch. She look like a fuckin man!!! Rapper?? even lil KIm wouldnt do that shit. Disgrace!!! to the rap game, to hip hop, to black women, to ALL women

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 5:55pm

Oh my God. She had to look so ridiculous while she was doing that on the carpet! I have to give her some sort of props, though, cuz she wanted attention and a reaction and she got both. This makes her either a genius, ala Paris Hilton, or a slut-whore, ala Paris Hilton. Either way, we all know her name now. Oh yeah, and that blue Cindy-Crawford-mole over her lip just looks ridiculous.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006 @ 8:52pm

Suddenly I want ham really bad.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 12:02am

I love this woman!!

She's literally fearless in her posing. Waaabhhaaam!!

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 12:08am

I saw this performance on E!
WFT is wrong with her?

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 4:17am

God dayum! someone stick a fkn vibrator in that bitch, thats not the right time to bitching, in the fkn red carpet ? wtf! wrong corner slut ! i cant say nothing else but gross, gross, dayum !

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 4:05pm

WTF !!!!!!! IN THE FKN 3RD PICTURE SHE HAVE FKN STRETCH MARKS !!!!!! L-O-V-E-L-Y definetely, the 3rd pic is my fav, that tranny face, that scar in her righ arm. i really like black woman, they are fkn hot , but this thing, is a disgusting slut on heat, and compared to bai ling now ! a preffer B L (just now........)

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 4:12pm

her elbows look like vaginas. her face looks like king kong. and tell this bitch to get sum lotion.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006 @ 6:38pm

My first arresting sight of some of these Grammy portraits of the
mysterious, unknown creature, the preposterously exciting Miss Danni Rai,
was at a news Website and I have scoured the Internet assiduously since
that stirring epiphany for further photographs and information about
her, but her almost complete anonymity has defeated my quest because there
is, for the time being at any rate, virtually no information made
available about her though I am confident that following her extravagantly
generous display to the startled lenses, her biography, statistics and
curriculum vitae will be found so this tedious anonymity very soon will
be nothing more than a distant memory. One might perform a diligent
study of fine pornography, perhaps inspecting artistic surveys of
professional ladies with their fleshy thighs ajar so the beardless face of God
itself is visible, without receiving the same thrilling jolt that these
portraits deliver. This young lady, Miss Rai, is a rare animal indeed,
exhibiting her fine, scene-stealing rump at such a glamorous and very
public occasion. Her bold animal posture, feet braced well apart for
stability, the ecstatic flying hair, that ancient, simple gesture of
invitation understood throughout the mammalian world, summons the monkey in
her fellow man, whose urgent reaction is to suffer an overwhelming
mounting-reflex, the only natural and honest reply to her impeccable signal
by every man alive, of the heterosexual persuasion. Any reputable
animal behaviourist could explain this ancient, primitive mating response
quite easily if invited to do so. Once upon a time debutantes making
their entrance to society were encouraged to place limits on the
demonstration of their carnal assets: cleavage might be paraded here, the bottom
might be exaggerated with a bustle there; but bending double at the
waist to project a meaty rump was a technique-too-far in those anxious,
blushing days. Here, however, we are inspired by the joy that progress
and abandon are possible now that the courageous Miss Rai has kicked down
yet another door for women and shown the world how it must be done, how
it should have been done always: "Good day to you sir; I pray you,
regard my jutting buttocks." Her sense of fun and innocent demonstration of
her toys are an enthusiastic lewdness which has not been spoiled,
poisoned or disfigured by inappropriate shame. This divine young specimen is
a highly talented erotic priestess with a rare gift for inflammatory
callipygean display so I am very impressed and proud of her and stand
ready, better yet I am delighted, to recommend her for any position. So,
thank you very much for registering this portfolio on the Internet, be
assured it really is most satisfactory. If anyone would find her and
bring her to me I would be terribly grateful as it would be a pleasure,
indeed it would be a privilege, to help a young woman of such refined
crudeness and manifest self-appreciation as Miss Danni Rai to intensify
her happiness in any way I can. (...Um, is that true? Oh, goodness
me...is she...is she really a transsexual person?)

bonobo_pan paniscus@yahoo.com

[I am content to have my e-mail address posted as I would be delighted to entertain discussion on the burning question of this...this young lady...?]

Saturday, February 18th, 2006 @ 3:02pm

I love the look on that guy's face on the 7th page

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 6:02am

hola gusto de saludarte eres una mujer muy encantadora espero que sigas trinunfando

Monday, April 9th, 2007 @ 5:14pm

she's okay. i just cant get over that ashy elbow.

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 4:08am

Oh wait! Maybe she thought she was at the AVN instead of the Grammies?

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 6:36am

CORRECTION TO COMMENT POSTED A FEW SECONDS AGO...CONTAINED ERROR...PLEASE USE THIS ONE...THANK YOU
----------------------------------------------------

My first arresting sight of some of these Grammy portraits of the
mysterious, unknown creature, the preposterously exciting Miss Danni Rai,
was at a news Website and I have scoured the Internet assiduously since
that stirring epiphany for further photographs and information about
her, but her almost complete anonymity has defeated my quest because there
is, for the time being at any rate, virtually no information made
available about her though I am confident that following her extravagantly
generous display to the startled lenses, her biography, statistics and
curriculum vitae will be found so this tedious anonymity very soon will
be nothing more than a distant memory. One might perform a diligent
study of fine pornography, perhaps inspecting artistic surveys of
professional ladies with their fleshy thighs ajar so the beardless face of God
itself is visible, without receiving the same thrilling jolt that these
portraits deliver. This young lady, Miss Rai, is a rare animal indeed,
exhibiting her fine, scene-stealing rump at such a glamorous and very
public occasion. Her bold animal posture, feet braced well apart for
stability, the ecstatic flying hair, that ancient, simple gesture of
invitation understood throughout the mammalian world, summons the monkey in
her fellow man, whose urgent reaction is to suffer an overwhelming
mounting-reflex, the only natural and honest reply to her impeccable signal
by every man alive, of the heterosexual persuasion. Any reputable
animal behaviourist could explain this ancient, primitive mating response
quite easily if invited to do so. Once upon a time debutantes making
their entrance to society were encouraged to place limits on the
demonstration of their carnal assets: cleavage might be paraded here, the bottom
might be exaggerated with a bustle there; but bending double at the
waist to project a meaty rump was a technique-too-far in those anxious,
blushing days. Here, however, we are inspired by the joy that progress
and abandon are possible now that the courageous Miss Rai has kicked down
yet another door for women and shown the world how it must be done, how
it should have been done always: "Good day to you sir; I pray you,
regard my jutting buttocks." Her sense of fun and innocent demonstration of
her toys are an enthusiastic lewdness which has not been spoiled,
poisoned or disfigured by inappropriate shame. This divine young specimen is
a highly talented erotic priestess with a rare gift for inflammatory
callipygean display so I am very impressed and proud of her and stand
ready, better yet I am delighted, to recommend her for any position. So,
thank you very much for registering this portfolio on the Internet, be
assured it really is most satisfactory. If anyone would find her and
bring her to me I would be terribly grateful as it would be a pleasure,
indeed it would be a privilege, to help a young woman of such refined
crudeness and manifest self-appreciation as Miss Danni Rai to intensify
her happiness in any way I can. (...Um, is that true? Oh, goodness
me...is she...is she really a transsexual person?)

bonobo_pan_paniscus@yahoo.com

[I am content to have my e-mail address posted as I would be delighted to entertain discussion on the burning question of this...this young lady...?]

Saturday, February 18th, 2006 @ 3:03pm

Correction of mistyped address: bonobo_pan_paniscus@yahoo.com.
Apologies.

Saturday, February 18th, 2006 @ 3:04pm

Hmm. Final attempt. The underscores in address are not being displayed properly.
bonobo[underscore]pan[underscore]paniscus@yahoo.com. There.

Saturday, February 18th, 2006 @ 3:05pm

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