Bai Ling Modeling Latest in Chinese Prostitution Wear
Friday, December 30th, 2005 around evening with martini & women in hand
All you guys hating on Bai Ling are in denial. Or are you?
Bai Ling is currently involved in many projects of which, none involve her getting fully nude and having crazy sex in front of the camera (with a big schlong insider of her). My apologies to all horny Bai Ling fans.
Anyway, while covering Bai Ling's career (ok, now I feel depressed), I think I've narrowed her fan base down to two simple categories:
1. People who think that along with being a total whore, Bai Ling is simply a really ugly & slutty person who deserves to be deported back to China so they can punish her---old-school-commy-style.
2. And, the second batch includes all the guys who want to sleep with her b/c they've (for some odd reason) associated her red carpet sluttiness with her being super crazy in bed.
Where do you fall?
Related in a Bastardly way:
- The Bastardly Midnight Snack - Bai Ling
- Bai Ling's "Oh it's so hot I need to take off this jacket" photoshoot... OW!
- The Bastardly All-Asian Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Ming-Na & Bai Ling!
- For the Bastardly Rice Chasers: Bai Ling Dressed like a Prostitute (Again)
- Bai Ling - 14th Annual Diversity Awards Portraits
hideous slag
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I don't know what she did to get such notoriety but at least it provides us, the Bastardly People, a good target to take verbal shots at. Speaking of verbal shots, couldn't some one have air brushed out whatever the hell was stuck in her teeth in the second picture? Anyway, she should just disappear along with all these other slutty stars that are starving for a little media coverage.
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You know, that outfit was cute, I thought for once, this chick would actually wear something attractive... until I got to those tights and shoes!!! Can we say clash?!
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bai ling looks like a gremlin, but she seems to have a really fun & outgoing personality...even though is she is crazy & may be a raging whore.
i kind of like her.
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I think Bai Ling, or Ling Bai, is hot.
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I like the dress. Just not anything else.
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yeah i thought i was seeing things, she has some black crap in her teeth in the 2nd pic
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I'd hit it, she just sounds like the type of chick that'd leave bite marks on your ass after she was done with you. Plus those nipples of hers are incredible, I read someone said she had nipple implants... I dunno, I've run into a few asian chicks with nipples like hers, I don't care if it's a trait or not, it's a benefit in my eyes.
I'm pretty ripped right now, so this might not make any sense. Her body is slammin', she loves sex, and is willing to have it with you. What more do you need?
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A paper bag, maybe?
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What else do I need? How about twelve bottles of vodka and some pain killers? That might just do it. Oh, who m I kidding? I'd rather eat my own pancreas than hit it with the traveling VD circus!
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Category 1 for me please.
The thing that really pains me is that I KNOW Chinese women can be better looking than this, and yet she's hogging the spotlight.
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kill the slants and save the sharks
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No don't deport her! China doesn't want this ugly mantis lady! That's why we let her out in the first place, so she can infest some place else with her tacky style and whoreanus ways. the more she tries, the less good she prob is in bed. China produces much hotter chicks than this.
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She can't go back to China (which might explain why she continues to hang around America). They banned/exiled her after she did the anti-commie flick *The Red Corner* with Richard Gere.
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Yet again who is this person? What has she ever done!?
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she could at LEAST do something about her face..LOOK AT THOSE EYE-WRINKLES, they're like...plastic
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