Is there something wrong with her? Why can't she look into the camera?

There is something very sensual about her. Can't quite put my finger on it...

Her peeper must smell like almonds and honey. Ever since I was a little boy I've been ignoring girls that I want to fuck in hopes that by ignoring them they will find me interesting and want to fuck me. But it has never worked out this way. I think girls think I'm creepy because I act like they are invisible. If I knew Audrina I would act this way with her. Then I would go home and masturbate to the thought of her lifting up that purple dress and lowering her sweet spot down onto my tongue. This is why I never get laid and why I am so sexually frustrated and agressive with most of what I have to say about fresh beaver. Because I am denied. Because I don't know how to trap it and make it mine. I was not properly socialized as a child. They held me back. I had to take the first grade twice. I have a hard time connecting with people. I feel disconnected. I hear people talk about how everyone is connected and I have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. I have stopped speaking with all of the people I used to consider my friends. Now I am free to be alone with my pictures of hot young girls doing nasty things to big dicks. Some one would say that I am sad. But I consider myself to be the luckiest person in the world because the less I am around other people the easier it is for me to convince myself that I am not who I really am. Am I boring you? Too bad. I don't care. So what. Go listen to someone else. Maybe they'll entertain you. Maybe they'll say something funny. I'm not in the mood to be funny. I can't remember the last time I was in that kind of mood. Most of the time I'm feeling very sexy, like I want to stick my dick in something hot and wet. If I don't have an orgasm at least twice a day I pray for the end of the world. If I can't feel good then all of you should die. Except for the hot young girls. I don't want them to go anywhere. I want to be left alone on this planet with all of the hot young girls. That's all I want. It's not like I'm asking for a trillion dollars or to be famous. I don't need much to make me happy. Just the apocalypse, of which I am the sole survivor. And all the hot young girls. I can't forget about the hot young girls. Just me and Audrina and LC and Hayden and Kristen Bell and Aimee Teegarden and Miley Cyrus and a planet devoid of the rest of you cretins. So just be glad that I am some anonymous loser who alternately longs and is repelled by human contact. Just be glad I'm not a failed artist with a talent for public speaking. Because if I was all of you would be waiting in line to take a shower.

very profound there ^ You know the writers strike is over. You ought to make that last part into a screen play

profound indeed...lol

You would be first in line, Smacky. Who gives a fuck about the Writers strike. I am not a writer and do not make any money writing. Screenplays are the art form of the cretin class. I would let Audrina squirt in my mouth if that's what she wanted to do. But looking at her I can tell that is not something she would be into. Audrina is into candles and romance and short strokes laid down as slowly as possible. I don't think she would like having her nipples pinched or her ass smacked. This is what I think about when I look at the above picture. When I look at pictures of Aimee Teegarden I think about hair pulling and legs that have been pinned behind ears. I think about warm fluids and open mouths. There is a chasm that separates these two thoughts but I am willing to accept this rift. I am a very tolerant person when it comes to disassociation. Please don't take me seriously when I tell you to take me seriously. Does that sound familiar? It should. I'm doing an impersonation of your father, motherfucker.

I'm really digging The Demon!

So much fucking passion!

STILL looking up.

OK, Gary Coleman. We know you're The Demon. Dana Plato probably stopped you at two fingers. And for this, you subject us to this diatribe lifted straight out of a Tarantino flick. You so wanted to be Willis. Yet stunted growth likely brought on my your mother's crack habit condemned you to doing Cashcall commercials while your contemporaries are vying for spots on Dancing With The Stars. You sad, sad little man.

The eyes....urrrrgh.

Ed Yang, is that you? Oh, I have missed you.

Thanks, Hallery. I would be honored if you would join me in paradise. Or, my idea of paradise, at least. Probably not yours, but hey, take it where you can get it.

This chick is ugly.

cankle power

The Demon reminds me of a horny Travis Bickle.

Lolz - you could just tell that was EY.

And why the fuck is that bitch still staring up?
Her knees must be worn to the bone, if yer gets my drift.

she has no upper lip and looks cross-eyed. nothing sexy about her legs either...

urg those Hills girls r NOT hot.

actually she isnt cross-eyed she just has lazy eyes

ugly stupid looking woman. No upper lip and has ugly eyes. And the white teeth dont help.

I sleep peacefully at night knowing that Audrina is keeping a vigilant eye (or two) for that alien invasion from outer space.

LMAO @ #20

what the hell is going on with this chicks eyes?? they creep me out big time!! why cant they just look straight ahead & not be so dead? dead, creepy eyes are not hot!! what is that tattoo on her fingers?