Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt were recently at Caesars Palace in Vegas for a book launch event. I'm pretty sure when they weren't preoccupied with the task of pleasuring Master Hef, all three ladies put in countless hours writing this soon-to-be NY Times bestseller!

Ok, let's get back to reality for a second. The new book which features the three hotties on the cover was actually authored by Paul Ruditis. According to Amazon.com, Mr. Rundits apparently has a TON of experience with this type of stuff:

Paul Ruditis has written more than thirty books based on some of the most popular shows on television, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, The West Wing, and Alias. He is also the author of an original fiction series for teens, DRAMA!, and the novel, Love, Hollywood Style. [Amazon]

I'm sure Paul had more fun working on this book than on any of his previous projects & by "better time" we mean tons of sex, countless writer's block-fighting handjobs & God knows what else. Lucky bastard! And granted, this job doesn't involve rubbing lotion on Adriana Lima's ass, but having your way with Playboy Playmates can't be all that bad! Ow!

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And the Wiki says...

New Moon is a young adult romance novel by author Stephenie Meyer. It is Meyer's second novel in the Twilight series. This book, unlike the previous entry, is about losing true love.[2] It was originally published in hardcover in 2006.

Isabella "Bella" Marie Swan is thrown an eighteenth birthday party by Alice and Edward Cullen, the vampire she loves, and the rest of their vampire family. While unwrapping a gift, she receives a paper cut. Jasper, the newest member of the family to attempt a non-human diet, lunges for Bella, overwhelmed by the scent of blood. Edward leaps between Jasper and Bella, shoving her backward. Bella crashes into a pile of plates, breaking them and cutting her arms on the shattered crystal. Edward and his family protect Bella, but the realization of the danger Bella faces due to her proximity to vampires terrifies him. Carlisle reveals that Edward believes vampires are soulless creatures who will not experience an afterlife. Edward constantly struggles with his relationship with Bella because he does not wish to turn Bella into a "soulless monster" like himself. Edward convinces Bella that he doesn't love her anymore, though he is lying, and he and his family depart from Forks in an attempt to keep her safe. [Wiki]

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And the Wiki says...

Cheri Oteri (born Cheryl Ann O'Teari;[citation needed] September 19, 1962) is an American actress and comedian known for her work on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

On April 26, 2008, Oteri's 69-year-old father, Gaetano Thomas "Tom" Oteri, was murdered in his Nashville, Tennessee home.[1] His roomate, country music songwriter Richard Fagan was charged with the murder. During an alcohol-fueled argument, police allege that Oteri was stabbed in the wrist of his right arm by Fagan with the four- to six-inch blade of a pocket knife, after which he bled to death.[2][3][4] After leaving the residence in his automobile, Fagan was stopped and arrested by the police on a drunk driving charge.[5] Authorities believe that Fagan did not realize that the wound he had given his roommate had been fatal, and even phoned a friend from jail to check in on Oteri.[6] Fagan waved his right to a hearing.[7] His bail was set at $20,000 and was ordered to enter a drug rehabilitation center. [Wiki]

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Katie "Jordan" Price promotes her new book, Jordan: Pushed to the Limit


Since I know a lot of you are dying to know what this book is all about, here's a brief synopsis of this soon-to-be epic...

Katie Price has led a rollercoaster life and the excitement, glamour and emotional twists and turns show no signs of slowing down. Although happily married to Peter Andre, the past few years have been troublesome for Katie. She has overcome a string of fiercely emotional challenges: she has battled post-natal depression, endured a traumatic miscarriage and continually fought fears for the safety and health of her children and husband. It has all undoubtedly taken its toll on her and placed great strains on her relationship. Katie has always been a strong, passionate, sensitive and independent woman but even she has been pushed to her limits. Yet Katie's spirit has always shone through and he enthusiasm and determination have seen her triumph: her career continues to go from strength to strength and her desire and appetite to succeed know no bounds. She has given birth to a beautiful daughter, Princess Tiaamii, too and despite everything that has been thrown at them, Katie and Peter have emerged more in love than ever before. Jordan: Pushed to the Limit is a truly intimate portrait of a sensational life. Every page is filled with searing honesty and Katie's unmistakable frank way with words in this moving, up-front and intensely personal account of a life lived to the full. [Waterstones]

PRE-ORDER TODAY!!!

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I'm sure it will be @ the top of the NYTimes Bestsellers List in a couple days...

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Kurt Cobain, if you're still not fully convinced, was truly fucked up due to all the crazy drugs swimming around inside his ailing, 50lb body. In the excerpt below from his Journals, Kurt goes into a few intricacies of his life & provides troubled kids with information on how escape from their dark lives & into the brighter afterlife.

Read on, read on...

I am not well read, but when I do

read, I read well.



I dont have the time to translate

what I understand in the form of conversation

I had exhausted most conversation at age nine.

I only feel with grunts screams and tones and with

hand gestures and my body. I am deaf in spirit.



I purposely keep myself naive and away from

earthly information because it's the only

way to avoid a jaded attitude.

everything i do is internally subconscious

because you cant rationalize spirituality

we don't deserve this privilege



I cant speak, I can only feel.

maybe someday I'll turn myself into

Hellen Keller by puncturing my ears

with a knife, then cutting my voice box

out



If you want to know what

the after life feels like, then put on a parachute

go up in a plane, shoot a good amount of heroine

into your veins and immediately follow that with

a hit of nitrous oxide then jump.

or, set yourself on fire.

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